The Adventures of Wine mother David:
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*interview type scene*
David: Y/n is like my child okay? They’re great. Fantastic even. But by god are they emotional.
Y/n (in the background): Daviddddd HAGRID DIEDDdddddd
David: I know
Y/n: WHYYYYYY?! HE WAS SO COOL
David: *drinks water* I wish this was bourbon.
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*Marko stuck in a tree*
David: oh for fucks sake.
Marko: I’m sorry
David climbing the tree: you owe me a red wine Marko, you fuck
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David: people always say that I need therapy, but they’re wrong, cause while they’re spending millions to talk to someone, I have a free support system right here
Y/n: awww we’re your support system?
David holding a wine bottle: I don’t think your name is alcohol but sure
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David: Y/n I want an apology
Y/n: you were being an ass, no
David: Don’t make me get the Live Laugh Love sign
Y/n: shit, I’m sorry Bethany
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Y/n: why don’t we read anymore?
Dwayne: cause last time we did David started a book club
David: IT WAS ONE TIME
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I wanted to add more but I couldn’t think of anything else
