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[geraskier]

hey do y'all wanna know what tumblr suggests first when i type yennefer

[image description: screenshot of tumblr tag suggestions on mobile. the word "yennefer" is typed out, and the first suggestion is the tag "and yennefer likes pegging!" the second suggested tag is "yennefer of vengerberg". end description]

[alwaysfoolsparsley]

{Camping Witcher Style - Part 1: How to Make a Fire}

Lambert: ok Ciri, so you take your flint, and strike it to create a spark, and with a little patience, hopefully the kindling will catch fire.

Yennefer: but... Lambert surely you can just use the Igni Sign? 

Lambert: ... *eyes widening*

Geralt: have you been... using a flint this whole time...? 

Lambert: ... ummm...

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{Part Two; Part Three; Part Four; Part Five; Part Six}

[alwaysfoolsparsley]

Ciri: Jaskier, how can you tell if someone likes you?

Jaskier: *exasperated* Gee, I don't know, let's ask Geralt.

Geralt: how? *shrug* I don't know, noone has ever liked me.

Jaskier: see what I'm dealing with here!?

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[alwaysfoolsparsley]

{Camping Witcher Style - Part 2: Fishing Lessons}

Geralt: Ciri, grab that net and let me show you how to catch a fish.

Jaskier: Nooooo! Nope. No no no no.  This family does NOT go fishing any more. That only leads to scary clouds and Yennefer!

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{Part One; Part Three; Part Four; Part Five; Part Six}

[geraskier]

day 509 of me not understanding why geralt didn't just let renfri mortal kombat stregebor's stupid face

[parviocula]

When the beautiful swan turns into an ugly duckling.