#witcher text posts

[hold-me-witcher]

Lambert: so who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? How does the spooning work?

Yennefer: I'm a knife

Jaskier: she's a knife

Geralt (nodding): she's a knife.

[definitely-not-iorveth]

the witcher + tumblr text posts

[13thstreetstation]

tough cold men who barely express their emotions suddenly going soft for the people they love is something that will always make my heart flutter because i just watched witcher and i'll tell you the five seconds when geralt and ciri hug in season 1 is my favorite scene ever like i've been staring at it for hours and now it's my fucking wallpaper how crazy is that

[alwaysfoolsparsley]

Yennefer: Ciri lights out please, it's time for sleep. 

Ciri: *calling from her room* but there's a monster under my bed!

Geralt: I promise you there's no monster Ciri. Now go to sleep. 

Lambert: there actually is a monster under her bed. I trapped a juvenile nekker there - just to see if she could handle it.

Geralt: what?! Lambert, you fucking-

Yennefer: Ciri!? 

Ciri: *calls from her room* don't worry, I killed it. 

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[caedi]

the witcher & tumblr text posts 2/?

[hold-me-witcher]

Jaskier: My boyfriend went, "is Eurovision on?" turned the TV on for me and walked away. When it was finally over I went to look for him and he was napping. He put it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.

[hold-me-witcher]

Geralt: we can't date Jaskier, we'd destroy him.

Yennefer: he'd be into that.

[hold-me-witcher]

Geralt: why are you standing on the table?

Jaskier: this is my house, and I may stand wherever I like!

Geralt: where's the spider

Jaskier: It's in the corner just there do you mind-