#wizard shenanigans

[thetiffanylampklausbroke]

Gandalf: *how am I going to figure out just how much I may be sure Bilbo has the ring?*

Gandalf: Smaug firework LMAO

[southern-gothicc]

My new favorite historical tidbit is the time that William Butler Yeats and Aliester Crowley got into a literal wizard battle over some shit, waving wands and shouting spells at each other, until Yeats cast “drop kick” and booted Crowley down the stairs.

William Butler YEETS, am I right?!

[thaparasite]

A LITTLE CRAB ANNOYED ME

SO I TURNED HIS ASS INTO A WATERMELON

[vsgroundnet]

So far, the programming course i'm in is going well and i'm learning a lot of new stuff, but something caught my eye this week.

As i was following instructions on installing an Operating System, namely Linux, i saw something that probably shouldn't be there.

I couldn't believe my eyes, as i did a douuble take..

...One piece of "software" stands out, and i need not to name it. I apologize in advance, but such manifestation of power is frightening at times, so, @the-gnomish-bastard What shenanigans might have you been up to for you to extend your reach to the digital realms of Linux?

[victusinveritas]

[thebirchtreesmightbewatchingme]

drew this a while ago and somehow forgot to post it

it's vaguely inspired by the nostalgia that hit me when i reread my 1001 wizard things to spot book that i was obsessed with as a kid

i'm aware the vibes are very different but thats why i drew a wizard

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Neloth: What did I miss?

Drovas Relvi: It's kind of a lot. Nixiel apparently killed someone, brought them back to life, panicked, ran away, is now headed to some place near Necrom that's ruled by liches, and necromancy is like their currency or something.

Drovas: Oh, and Talvas contacted his grandma to keep an eye on her!

Neloth: . . . and this is why I'll never have kids!

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all. 

I want it. I need it. It’s a fukckiing music box. I neeeeed it.