James: Hey guys, Reg and I were thinking of having a big paintball game together
Peter: Prongs, why does Reggie want to shoot you?
James: He doesn’t want to shoot me
Sirius: Who doesn’t want to shoot you?
James: Reggie!
Sirius: No, that doesn’t sound right
James: He just wants to play Muggle paintball! It combines my love of whimsy with his love of making other grown men cry
Sirius: Sounds fun. Moony and I are in
Peter: You don’t need to ask him?
Sirius: No, I’ve been pretty annoying lately. He’s gonna want to shoot me










