I had an idea, I wrote it. I saved it to drafts. I went doom scrolling. And gave me another idea. Here it is.
💬 39 🔁 1169 ❤️ 4215 · We've all seen baby man Danny doing crazy stuff like take over the world and become president, mayor, defeat cults,
This is the prompt that I read/saw.
Jason: so. Are we doing this dog button thing? Cus I think it'd be a great idea. I mean the little guy is obviously smart... *looks at LBJ chewing a bottle cap and occasional smacking it* I mean... He is to share extent. But I men he's a baby so...
Damian: Todd is right father. We should get these buttons, and if they work he can communicate with us.
Bruce: *heavy sigh* okay, yeah. Let's get the button
Dick, Steph, Duke and Tim: WOOHOO
Cass: *fist bumps the air*
Damian and Jasson: *nodding approvingly*
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Later that week-
Bruce: okay, so. Each of you get at least 10 buttons, work together and record whatever you deem necessary, but make sure there are no duplicates. Any questions?
Jason: *raises hand*
Bruce: *sigh* yes Jason?
Jason: can I use your car?
Bruce: ... Can I ask why?
Jason: I'm going to visit Roy, and my bike doesn't have a license plate, and other cities aren't as corrupt or lax as gothams so I'd get pulled over. Plus it's custom.
Bruce: *sighs feeling more gray hairs grow* okay. Yeah. I'll be in my office if you need me.
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Tim: soooo... We're Deffinely taking advantage of this aren't we?
Everyone at the same time: absolutely/oh yes/most certainly
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Bruce walking back to the room they were all in: so. How's it going?
Jason looks at him then to LBM and back to him: have a looksee
LBM Danny going to Bruce holding a button and starts pressing it: fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops
Bruce: Dick... Why did you record a button saying fruit loops?
Dick smiling: cus I saw how the little guy always there fruilools at you when he saw you and thought it'd be funny.
Tim: it most certainly is funny.
LBM Danny going back to the plethora of buttons: HI, HI, HI, HI, fruit loops, friends friends. FUCK! bottle cap, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry
Bruce: ...
Duke: see. It's quite efficient. We know he's hungry.
LBM Danny taking a button and floating to Bruce's legs before amooshing it into his legs repeatedly: fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops
Jason: well look at that. He likes his buttons. And I think he's trying to call you a fruit loop.
Bruce: ... What does that even mean?
Everyone just shrugs.
LBM Danny back at buttons: give me, bottle cap, give me, give me, I want, bottle cap, bottle cap, bottle cap, bottle cap.
Dick: okay, who took his bottle cap?
Tim: sorry, I put it on the shelves because he was distracted. Here, your bottle cap.
LBM Danny takes bottle cap back: bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, stupid, look, stupid, bitch.
Jason: pfft, he's calling you stupid. Hah! The irony!
LBM Danny: I want, hungry, hungry, hungry, I want, cookie, hungry, cookie
Dick: I'm sorry little guy, you can't have a cookie till after dinner
LBM Danny pausing as he is slowly figuring out what dick said(young baby and instinctual brain makes hard to always understand): fuck you, bitch, stupid, you look, bitch, hungry, cookie.
Bruce: why M I surprised that this actually worked... And that all the swear words were recorded by Jason?
Duke and Steph: no idea...
LBM Danny: I will, stab, stab, I will, stab, fuck you.
Bruce: ... Damian?
Damian: yes father?
Bruce: Why is stab an option?
Damian: well that's because I've noticed the young one is prone to trying to hit, bite or stab things when possible. So I saw it usefully to add them as options so we know.
Bruce:...
LBM Danny going through every button pressing every single one: Marshmello, cookie, fruit loops, food, hungry, tired, bottle cap, space, cool, happy(all with dicks voice), Ha!, fuck you, fuck, bitch, crap, bed time, no, yes, maybe, I don't care(all in Jason's voice), bored, play, coffee, water, juice, soda, tea, you suck, cold, hot(all in tim's voice), you look, stupid, great, bad, good, HI!, amazing, Steph, Cass, Babs(all in Stephanie's voice), I will, stab, hit, bite, attack, comfortable, you, I, Alfred, Bruce(all in damian's voice), Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Duke, I am, leave me alone, scared, okay, I want to(all in dukes voice), dance, plants, cat, hate, like, love, don't, want to, talk, sleep (all in cass' voice), picture, coin, cup, go, bye, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (all in Barbara's voice) Saturday, Sunday, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0, plus, minus, alphabet, write, light, on, off, thank you, please, I like(all in Alfred's voice)
Alfred: I took the liberty of adding some of my own, which I deemed necessary. I hope you don't mind.
Dick: of course not Alfie.
Jason: you thought of things we didn't so it's absolutely fine.
Bruce: dear god....
Steph: YOUR BRITISH IS SLIPPING THROUGH BRUCE!! HAHA!
LBM Danny: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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The last part is what you see in the little video in the post this is inspired by. Hope you liked it. Because I did this at 00:49/finished , with the ned to be awake in 6 hours and 11 or so mintiuts. So yeah. Fun. And also heavily sleep deprived cus yes. And read over everything a million times and found a spelling mistake every time. Idk if there is any left. I'm too tired to check again. So if there is. Sorry. Not surry. I'm too tired to care right now and my brain is so foggy rn that I'm daily certain auto correct is doing most the spelling at this worint. 👍
Imagine a world where your furry best friend could tell you exactly what they're thinking. A growing number of dog owners claim this is already happening, thanks to innovative word buttons that seem to unlock a new realm of canine communication. But are these dogs truly understanding what we’re saying — and talking back? Are they really thinking creatively, applying words in new contexts? Or is this just clever conditioning? To find out, scientists are conducting the largest animal communication study in history, analyzing millions of button presses from thousands of dogs worldwide.
