I quickly doodled Shane throwing himself in the trash cause he's an idiot.
I just imagined Morris asked him to get the trash out and he went "not in my contract".
He looks proud of himself.
Did you ever say that to an employer? It's so freaking liberating. When I was a waitress (we're talking like 500 years ago at least) my boss commanded me to clean the toilets I said no I'm handling food??? It's not in my required tasks anyway.
He said it was and that I was on thin ice (I already was in trouble cause a customer saw me laugh and reported it). So the next day I came back with a copy of the contract from Day 1 they made me sign.
No toilet cleaning.
He just went "you have a copy of your contract?"
Damn right my b*tch. ALWAYS KEEP WORK PAPER those mfckr will always try to swing you.
Anyway this sketch ended up being nobody asked story time.
Never trust your boss or HR. They're 👏 not 👏 your 👏 friends 👏
That's it.













