#worstpool

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PoolVerine mini comic !!

[worstpool-truther]

I think we should speculate more about how different the slang in Worst Wolverine's universe might be & Wade & Logan being really confused and arguing about it x3

Logan: This is so Jeeves

Wade: so what now?????

Logan: Jeeves, it's really Jeeves

Wade: Jeeves???????

Logan: Yeah, Jeeves, you know, it's fancy

Wade: .... jeeves ......

Pls feel free to add more in the replies x3

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Worst Wolverine Logan holding Post-Weapon X Origins Wade's hand, and telling him they'll fix what happened. They'll do it right this time.

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Totally normal about them.

[worstpool-truther]

So my bf told me about a post where someone was explaining that wolverines have scent glands in their back feet that they use to scent mark things & my only thought was

Wade: Why Are You Touching Me With Your Feet???!!!

Logan: Shut up-

Wade: Your feet absolutely Reek- please stop-

Sadly this is a form of affection and Logan does not stop.

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What if Worst Wolverine's timeline is Origin's timeline, but Wade killing Origins "Deadpool" had some weird ripple effect on his Deadpool?

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Wade and Logan take turns topping and it's incredibly violent because they fight about it every time.

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Wade could wear fast fashion clothes without getting sick from any of the dangerous chemicals/materials used. So he does.

He owns 50 shitty knock-offs of the same sexy dress that he wears specifically for dates with Logan. Sometimes over his suit. While killing.

He keeps the ones with bloodstains for different occasions.