Scene: Ruby is walking up the mountain trail.
Ruby: Wow, what a cool mountain.
Nora, wearing Wizard Robes:tm: : How did you get here?!
Ruby: Ah! I-I just walked up the path!
Nora: This is my secret mountain top, where I brew my secret ale~ *Nora has lead Ruby to a bubbling cauldron outside of a shack* Wizard Beer! *Guitar Riff*
Ruby: Wizard...Ale?
Nora: Wizard Beer~ *Guitar Riff* Made fresh by me...and my army of little owls.
An Owl lands on Ruby's shoulder and pecks at her...
Ruby: OW!
Nora: *fills a bottle with the ale* We brew it and it's delicious and good and made with hops~ *an owl flies by and gives Nora a Hops plant* That we collect from the distant prairies and the woods.
Ruby: ...Well, how's it taste?
Nora: *hands Ruby the bottle* Try some~
Ruby: ... *drinks from the bottle*
Nora: It won't hurt you, but it may turn you more powerful~
Nora: ...And muscular.
Ruby: Ah! My body! *suddenly becomes RIPPED!*
Nora: Wizard Beer~ Coming to a tavern near you except it won't because it's SECRET~
