#would this work

[chaserxchaser]

"girls love guys with scars y'know. got any you'd like to show me?"

[bidisastersanji]

we all know and love the Sanji loves ratatouille Headcanon but hear me out- ratatouille AU where - and here’s the thing- Zoro is Linguine and Sanji is Colette? The Baratie chefs as the rest of the criminal chefs?? (I killed a man. With THIS. THUMB.)

Sanji being furious at this random garbage boy and his garbage hair who suddenly makes a good soup and what ??? He needs to teach him things now? After all the hard work he’s put into getting into this field this guy is handed an opportunity on a platter?

And yet. They grow closer, start dating?! And then they find out that Zoro was Chef Mihawk’s biological son but he doesn’t want to be in the limelight and pushes for Sanji to take over the restaurant once they get rid of the shitty owner Charlotte LinLin

The way he fucking loses it when he learns that his idiot boyfriend’s cooking came from a RAT all along !?? And Sanji falls for him even more because he used to feed rodents as a kid and get in trouble for it with his abusive family

They have the whole fiasco with the health authorities and the Baratie closes down. They open his very own bistro where they always feed those who are hungry.

[halified]

the intro to fallout new vegas with benny's monologue to the courier but to the intro of beware by death grips

[sak-supernatural]

AO3 should have an anonymous comments feature!!!!!

I know you can go in as a guest to leave a comment, but that doesn't really work a lot of the time when so many works are archive locked and only accessible when you're signed in to ao3. It would be cool if at the menu where you can choose from your pseuds there was also the option of 'anonymous' like in the tumblr ask box, where it removes your user and makes it unclickable (it would only work for account holders). It would be an optional feature that creators could turn on for specific works 'allow anonymous comments'. @ao3org

I understand if people wouldn't want this (why it would be a completely optional feature) the potential for it to turn into something used for harassments is quite high. But I definitely feel like it could really boost engagement for some types of fics (spicy/dark/e.c.t...) where people are scared to comment or just don't want their account to be tied to. With more and more works being archive locked and guest comments being off by default, people can't log out and leave an anonymous comment like they used to. I have really felt the hit in engagement of not having guest access to my fics (fuck ai scraping) and I understand the wish not tie your username to something (I have used the 'anonymous' collection for my works before). If this would be a feasible thing, I just thing it would be a neat feature on ao3!

[mattsmemes]

[rem-is-lost]

newsies with heelys. that is all.

[a-slut-for-hamlet]

A Hamlet au that takes place in the 21st century in which Hamlet is just a rich boy and after his mom remarries Claudius cuts him off. So he goes to Horatio's and decides to stay there for a while until he can get a job and he ends up working somewhere like Target and Horatio knowing the dumbass Hamlet is always goes to the store on his shift to make sure Hamlet doesn't fuck up. Then somehow Ophelia ends up moving in with them. I don't know why but I feel like Ophelia would be a dealer.