#wttsh florida

[northduhcodeuh]

I tried to draw but I cannot 💔 so here’s a partly rendered Florida until I finish it.

I’m really trying here.

[mcpro229]

Okay but tell me Flo doesn't love like a Spanish man. Like sure he's worse than Remus Sanders and is literally the ultimate Florida man but look me dead into my eyes and tell me that if Loui asks to dance in the rain he wouldn't already be halfway through a salsa routine by the time Lo's sentence ends

[corporationtshirts]

Oooooooo headcannons!

Head cannons about Louisiana and California’s relationship to them? Oh and Florida, of course!

!!!!!

Louisiana… hmmm (im using he/him for simplicity here, but other posts I might use any other pronoun I want)

Non-specific to a relationship first since I believe youre also asking for those as well.

Louisiana genuinely loves cooking shows, but he HATES celebrity chefs, he thinks they dont have any passion for the art of cooking and cares more about the fame and money of it all then anything else.

Louisiana is one of the most musically talented states at the table, I think hes learned about 15-20 instruments

Louisiana is a dark skin creole

Hes also very weirdly passionate about bridges, I could see him picking it up as a hyperfixation (which is why 4 out 5 of USA’s bridges are in Louisiana.)

Okay now for relationship specific headcanons for Louisiana (since thats gonna be the bulk of this post)

Louisiana and California have a tumultuous relationship, in my eyes. California almost views Louisiana as "stealing" attention that would be better suited to him from the other states. He doesn’t understand why people like Louisiana so damn much.

Louisiana seems to have this natural charm California cannot emulate no matter how hard he tries, people seem to just like him… theyre so laid back around him, when all California wants to be is liked and he just cant do that.

He cant see how a man who can run around committing crimes openly is so liked. He’s incredibly jealous and bitter towards Louisiana, mostly keeping it internalized, but there’s moments where passive aggressiveness will poke out under his words.

Meanwhile Louisiana kinda views California as a sad man. He’s so performative, incapable of truly believing anything he says or acting on it. I think to some extent Louisiana does relate to that, not to the extent California feels it but he spends a lot of his life floating by on one coping mechanism into the next. His closest connections aren’t really his friends but rather mutually destructive parasitical relationships.

It’s definitely very awkward whenever they do talk, and I think California tries to ignore Louisiana while Louisiana sees apart of himself that he doesn’t like in California & in part wonders if it’d be possible to fix himself by fixing California.

Oh boy… Florida and Louisiana… where do i BEGIN.

This is probably the most toxic friendship anyone could ever create and I love it. They’re so dissociated from life (Florida even outright admitting its a game) and they’re both only friends because they enable one another’s worst coping mechanisms. They don’t care who gets hurt, they dont care if they get hurt or if they hurt each other they just want the pain to stop; even for just a minute.

They are parasites to each other who pull the other one away from any form of healing because they don’t want to feel weak, and theres more power in two of them then in one of them.

They both were sold by their respective countries (who were probably their parents, at least this is the case for Florida) and have the same seeping wound that never healed so now they refuse to trust people. To let anyone else get genuinely close, to scare people away as a power tactic.

Theyre like the friends you make in the psych ward who you can never talk to once you leave, but they dont even want to leave the institution because it means they could possibly get hurt again.

Oh and Florida and California are making out with tongue rn.

[canadain-goose]

Do you have any California and Florida head canons?

I'm going to assume you don't mean as a ship but if you do I can share some about that, though I don't usually ship them.

I view them as "brothers." They aren't actually related but they definitely act like it. It doesn't help that they look really alike either, I think a few of the states might have just assumed they were actually related at one point.

Cal always acts like he's tired of Florida's shenanigans but he sometimes finds it funny/endearing (especially if it pisses Gov off). a. There was a time where Cal was chaotic enough to join in but unfortunately for Florida (and probably fortunately for everyone else) that time has (mostly) passed. Florida could probably nag Cal into a prank against Gov though.

Cal was the one who told Florida about Queerplatonic Relationships and by doing so ended up getting Loui and Flo into an official relationship. (Cal did think they were dating and brought it up at one point and Florida said something along the lines of "I'd like that but we are just best friends" which prompted Cal to tell him about QPRs)

Florida is the older "brother" but you'd never usually know because Cal is always the one trying to wrangle Flo.

Florida seems all cheerful but can be scary when he locks in. a. He threatened Texas when he started dating Cal and Texas was genuinely scared.

Florida (and honestly anyone who's even kind of friendly towards Cal) always feels the need to feed him, he walks into the kitchen when Florida is there and instantly has food in front of him. a. idk I just feel like Cal looks like a wet, starving, stray cat 99.99% of the time and everyone is just "I must feed the skinny creature, why's he so small?" meanwhile he's taller than every state except Alaska and he is not underfed, he's just got a freakish metabolism. b. Florida is also a freakishly good cook, even though the kitchen is a MESS when he's cooking and he almost never follows a recipe most of his dishes turn out amazing.

Florida's got ADHD and Cal's got Autism. (They probably both have both but Florida presents much more ADHD and Cal much more Autism) a. Cal is high masking austistic

[stateofbrock]

Florida nappin he snooze

This was originally gonna be Alabama but I had other plans

This New York man is also now 21 as of Friday

I’m old

[lizardtheacorn]

they’re the best of friends

[snow-stark-chaos]

Wttt/wttsh head canon

Cali has a shark onesie a gift from Florida

The other states only find out deraing a meeting. no one has slept in days, and Cali shows up in his shark onesie and a cup of coffee. Florida takes the coffee and dumps it into a plant, killing it much to the surprise of everyone else.Florida looks at them and says it's like you guys forget that I'm cali's older brother just because I'm insane don't mean that the younger brother is doing something insane sense go's away .

PS. The shark onesie looks like sharky's from hells Bells the tiktok series.

[thecedarsights]

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