Day 2 - Greg Joins The Table
Another day more packing. FUCK.
Accidently posted it so ig it's staying posted I wanted to queue it :(
No bg music. Also it might be a bit fast, I tried to time everything so ppl can read it but Idrk it still seems fast asf. 😞
Here's the transcript if u need it:
Florida: Please let me pick today!
Gov: Excuse me?
Florida: I want to pick, you haven't let me choose someone to call in years.
Gov: Your picks are... Less than ideal.
Florida: WOOOOOOOOW. Ouch. Not this one! I swear though. And when have I ever lied?
Gov: You lied about who ate Delaware's leftover chicken.
Florida: What even is Delaware anyway---! Just let me have this one! It'll be fine, fed. I got you.
Gov: Oml, fine, whatever. Who could you possibly choose.
Florida: Greg.
Gov: What?
Florida: *Points off screen* Greg!
*Cut to Greg standing with the boom stick, pointing at himself.*
Florida: Yeah! He's been here long enough right?
Gov: Florida, we interview states during this part--! Greg isn't a state. Pick again.
Florida: We let DC come here.
Gov: He isn't a state either! We didn't table interview him!
DC: YET!!
Florida: *Chuckles* What's the worst that could happen? It's just Greg! I know like... Everything about him.
Greg: What... What does he mean by that?
Gov: It's a bluff.
Florida: No, no it's not. Let him come or I'll start leaking pics of your second family.
Gov: ...Come here, Greg...Greg: Have a seat!
Greg:*Awkwardly sits beside Florida* So...
Florida: How's it being normal?
Gov: Excuse me?!
Florida: Hush, human talking.
Greg: Fine...? I guess.
Florida: Gimmie something! You always just stand there looking, y'know. Gregly.
Gov: Gregly?Florida: Yeah! Look at him.
Greg: What's wrong with me?
Florida: Nothing, that's the issue. How are your parents? Did you get any Texan daddy issues, or Louisiana mommy issues or California overall issues?
Greg: No? My parents are fine.
Florida: *Groans*
Gov: Well, that's lovely to hear, Greg. I hope their enjoying their new Ford Fusion truck I love the Bills window cover!
Greg: How did... How did you know about that?
Gov: Don't worry about that...
Florida: Shut up, what about like... Sister issues? You have a hot sister.
Greg: Yo. She watches the show, don't say that!
Florida: For real? Hey, Greg's sister! Call me!! My number is--- *Bleeeerp*
Gov: Yeah, can't put that out there. Wait you have a sister?
Greg: Elizabeth. She's fine too. *Visibly uncomfortable*
Gov: Aw! That's sweet! Have you two filed your taxes yet?
Greg: Uh... Yes...?
Gov: Good, good.
Florida: He needs extra cash... He's broke as (Florida talk) right now.
Greg: Oh...!
Florida: Yeah, it's baaaaad. Like really, really bad.
Gov: I don't see what my financial status has to do with this! I just want to make sure Greg is following the law! *Flustered*
Greg: I've never committed a crime before...?
Florida: Seriously? Lame. We should rob something together. Like the national bank!
Gov: No! No! We're not doing that!
Florida: Aw.
Greg: Is that all?
Gov: Well, actually. I suppose we could end with the same question I usually give out. Are you and your family all vaccinated?
Greg: Yeah, we all got that shot. Well, not my Aunt, she doesn't like you much but---
Florida: I like your aunt. Is she single?
Gov: What could I have possibly done to earn that?
California: Do I need to remind you? I have the receipts.
Gov: Annnd we're done.













