#yoongi texts

[muniimyg]

post nut ! yoongi (3)

after sex msgs ,,, // the end

[jeondesu]

hii im new here 😭😭 could u do texts with daddy!yoongi

haiii welcome anonnie ! :3 my apologies for taking a little while to complete this but nonetheless i hope you like them !! ♡

dad!yoongi x f!reader ★ ( texts 💬 )

[whyse7vn]

OLD YOONGI -

[ min yoongi x reader ]

YOONGI :3

you have 1 miss call from yoongi :3

yoongi: i’m killing myself

you have 2 miss calls from yoongi :3

yoongi: do you want me to kill myself?

y/n: send a picture of ur face rn

yoongi: why didn’t you answer??

y/n: shut up and send

yoongi: why?

y/n: cuz i asked

yoongi: you demanded

y/n: ur into that

yoongi: shut up

y/n: :p

ur face

rn

pls

yoongi: no

ur just gonna say something weird

y/n: i won’t

yoongi: whatever

y/n:

got me twiddling my thumbs and shit🥰

ur such a cutie

let’s do a blood bond

no joke i’m so hard rn

yoongi: …

y/n: want proof????

yoongi: talk to me like a normal girlfriend

y/n: hello amazing beautiful boyfriend

yoongi: ew???

y/n: pookie??

yoongi: leave me alone

y/n: you literally called me?

yoongi: and you didn’t answer

y/n: just say ur obsessed with me…

yoongi: going to the coffee shop

y/n: WITHOUT ME???

fucking snake oh my god

yoongi: what do you want??

y/n: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yoongi: ur making me sick

y/n: stop being mean to me

yoongi: sorry :3

what do you want pretty

y/n: your mouth against my mouth

yoongi: ok bye

y/n: boooo ur boring

yoongi: don’t be upset with me when i come home with no coffee for you

y/n: what are you getting

yoongi: vanilla latte

7 espresso shots

y/n: bro????????????????

you might as well do cocaine what the hell

yoongi: who is bro?

y/n: i want to fuck u rn

btw

if you didn’t know

now you do

yoongi: ur real strange

y/n: i can be strange in bed

yoongi: no thanks???

y/n: just tell me to shoot myself in the head fuck

yoongi: wtf are you even talking about rn

y/n: yoongi don’t you get tired of pretending ur not deeply in love with me and would literally ask how high if i said jump

yoongi: what do you want from this fucking coffee shop oh my god

i’m almost there

y/n: ur so in love with me it’s actually overbearing

yoongi: i’m blocking you

y/n: what would you do if i kissed namjoon

yoongi: ????

why would you do that??

stop asking me stupid questions

y/n: i just want to know

yoongi: stop talking

y/n: if i stop talking that means i’m dead

yoongi: i can’t wait till that day comes

y/n: ummm what the hell

ur literally gonna die first

ur 30……

yoongi: how do you know i’m gonna die first

you god or something??

y/n: baby ur 30

yoongi: i’m aware

y/n: im gald you understand

yoongi: ?

whatever

getting u a iced caramel frappe thing ok??

don’t want it don’t care

y/n: when he knows ur order 😍

yoongi: nvm i’m not getting it for you actually

y/n: when he’s broke and ugly 🤬

yoongi: 😐

y/n: i’ll lick you head to toe

i lied i’m sorry

ur not ugly

AT ALL

yk that baby

yoongi: but i’m broke?

y/n: maybe idk

you not wanting to buy me the drink says a lot….

yoongi: whatever don’t care anymore

y/n: you’re a liar

you literally almost cried just now

yoongi: no i didn’t

y/n: you did

yoongi: not

y/n: i love u

yoongi: ok

y/n: say it back stupid bitch

yoongi: i love you

y/n: <3333333333333333333

yoongi: this is toxic

y/n: me and namjoon are toxic

yoongi: there is no you and namjoon

y/n: can i dream in peace

yoongi: shut up

cuz what if i said

y/n: NO DON’T SAY ANYTHING

OH MY GOD IM GONNA TJROW UP

DONT PLS -£/££/£2&:&:£:£.£

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞😞

BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ILL LITERALLY CRY IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WOMANS NAME

yoongi: but you can talk about namjoon??

idk this doesn’t seem fair love :/

y/n: don’t even know a namjoon

is that a fruit or something????????

yoongi: that’s what i thought

y/n: shut the hell up

yoongi: :3

y/n: random question but are you single lol

yoongi: no

y/n: damn that’s crazy

i hope she dies

yoongi: me too

y/n: WOOOOOWWWWW

yoongi: idk what you expect me to say

y/n: dni rn

yoongi: ok

y/n: ur interacting i told you NOT to

fucker

ok

good

stupid idiot loser bitch

UGH

sighs

so like…

*tucks hair behind ear*

you come here often?😍

don’t ignore my flirting what the hell

yoongi: what do you want from me

y/n: some love and appreciation would be nice idk..

yoongi: at the coffee shop standing in line now

y/n: bet the way you standing is hot as hell

yoongi: ??

tf is actually ur issue

y/n: don’t ?? me

ur making me look insane

yoongi: you are insane

y/n: this yoongi would never treat me

like this

yoongi: ew

never show me that again

y/n: but you look so silly and edible :33

i remember the day you took this so clearly

you sent it to me and begged me

to tell you if it was ok to post or not

SIGHSSSSSSS

wow miss old yoongi

now ur just a slut whose naked all the time

yoongi: i am not naked all the time

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

what happened to my little lover boy

who would tell me he loves me 475 times a day

yoongi: i tell you i love you all the time

y/n: ok but you say it like i have a gun to ur head

yoongi: i love you

y/n: not convinced

yoongi: whatever

y/n: SIGHSS

the old yoongi wouldn’t of given up so easily

yoongi: i love you there is literally nothing more to say

y/n: old yoongi would have more words

yoongi: i reallllly love you

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

yoongi: babe…

y/n: looks left looks right

sighs

yoongi: you are great

i love you

i appreciate you

i want to kiss you

y/n: i could cry

best day of my life

i’ve never seen you this emotional yoongi

kinda off putting

you on ur period or something 💀

yoongi: ?????????????

stop talking to me

—

pick bffs

hobi

namjoon

jin

jungkook

jimin

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

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[hearts4joon]

summary ⋮ high school sweethearts who no one knew were high school sweethearts. min yoongi wasn’t a man of many words, much less was he one to outwardly show any sign of love towards his other half. yln yn was the opposite. she wanted to spew her feelings every second she could, she wanted to hold her other half’s hand while walking down a street.

yoongi could never be that man for her and for that — she lets him go. two broken hearts, both completely different, yet oddly similar, are thrown back together years after graduation and their breakup.

pairing ⋮ myg x reader

genre ⋮ angst, fluff, 18+ content, ex’s to lovers

schedule ⋮ once or twice a week

warnings ⋮ angst, yn is kinda dumb, yoongi is kinda dumb, but they’re kinda dumb together, curse words, 18+ conversations, dirty talk honestly, lewd behaviors, talks of infertility and running out of time for impregnation

📝 means theres a written portion to the chapter w chats, ✏️ means its only a written portion and holds no messages whatsoever.

authors note ⋮ this should be a pretty short and fluffy smau with its dribbles of angst! a lot of comedy or what i hope is funny LMAO. i hope you all enjoy!

masterlist.

！ ׅ࣪ ✰︬ 🎈 ࣪ ׅ ☺︎ ׅ ࣪ ♡ ⃝🦴 ࣪ ׅ ᵎᵎ

one. the confrontation

two. the doubt

three. the silence

four. the breakup

five. yoongi and friends

six. yn and friends

seven. the transfer

eight. the dating app

nine. the awkwardness

ten. the meeting 📝

eleven. the mistake

twelve. the comeback?

thirteen. the grumble

fourteen. the proposal (kinda)

fifteen. little virgin

sixteen. the talk

seventeen. the decision

eighteen. the hallway couple

nineteen. the question

twenty. the beginning

the end.

[pjmformine]

Yoonmin Layout🌷

[hxseok-honee]

sundress [a blossom spinoff] || modern hogwarts ! yoongi au

[i guess you fell into the wrong hands // and now you're effin with the wrong man]

>> childhood best friends. platonic soulmates. dumb dumb and big-head. no matter the name, their relationship has never changed. the lion and the snake. the promiscuous boy with commitment issues and the girl who sticks by his side no matter what. he's not himself without her and she'd give him the world if he asked for it. they keep each other whole, nothing else needed when they're together.

he can't help but want to fix things when her ex-boyfriend jungkook won't stop calling, and she can't help but go along with his crazy plans, no matter how much they cross the lines of friendship. but if they're being honest, there never really were any lines, were there? <<

[spinoff of my au 'blossom'!!]

>> a/n : so.... i never claim a favorite au because i love every single one and i am obsessed with every single one while im writing it.... anyway, welcome to my favorite au! i have a lot of Feelings for blossom!yoongi and it seems you guys do, too, so please have this entirely self-indulgent spinoff and suffer with me!!!

as someone heavily influenced by music when i write, the playlist is very important in all my aus, but especially here! the writing style of this au will be a bit different from my regular work, so im making a lot of changes to how i structure this one. my authors notes for each chapter will be a single line from one of the songs on the playlist so you have a feeling of where my head is at while im writing -- if youre someone who likes to have mood music while reading, feel free to check out the song referenced in each chapter!

BEFORE YOU READ : please make sure you read 'blossom' before starting this au as all the characters are the same and the timelines start in the same place, so there will be some familiar events from 'blossom' that probably won't make sense here unless you read that one first.

BEFORE YOU READ (x2) : sundress contains explicit content, so i ask that anyone under the age of 18 please not interact with this au (comments, asks, etc) at any point. thank you for understanding!

that said, 'sundress' is NOT part of my hogwarts series, so the plot of this au will have no impact on the series as a whole. thanks for reading! <<

masterlist

genres : fake dating, fwb, best friends to lovers, mature(???) content????

warnings : a LOT of suggestive content (no fully explicit content), yoongi is everyones favorite thot, jungkook is a total dick for a long time and literally the ONLY source of angst in this whole au!

-> status : [complete] <-

-> taglist : [closed] <-

-> update schedule : twice a week (mon/thurs) <-

>> playlist <<

[01]. she'll be just fine. [written]

[02]. "I'll fix this." [written]

[03]. chlamydia hands

[04]. weird nurse fantasies

[05]. stalker behavior [text + written]

[06]. "Here goes nothing" [written]

[07]. she needs him. [text + written]

[08]. weirdly normal [text + written]

[09]. "I like it." [text + written]

[10]. a totally real couple

[11]. just his type [written]

[12]. is he right?

[13]. playing this game [written]

[14]. looking respectfully

[15]. "What's stopping you?" [written]

[16]. lets play Too Hot

[17]. the jealous girlfriend card [text + written]

[18]. make you feel better [text + written]

[19]. youre just H Word

[20]. just friends [written]

[21]. figure your shit out

[22]. smoke break

[23]. say it back [text + written]

[24]. tweeting couple stuff

[25]. stupidly attracted [written]

[26]. granny pjs

[27]. take care of you [written]

[28]. that's rough, buddy

[29]. OUR room

[30]. filing a complaint

[31]. pee pee dance

[32]. driving me bonkers

[33]. achievement unlocked

[33.5] “I love you” [written] [SMUT]

[34]. still thinking about it

[35]. like a lie [written]

[36]. "... Are we in love?" [text + written]

[37]. a family affair

[38]. do you see this shit applejack

[39]. she said we're grounded

[final]. off to start a life

[epilogue]. tootsie roll ass

[yoonjinsgirl]

I'm thinking 'bout youuuu.. youuu..[MIN YOONGI]

Yoongi x Reader

Nothing special just something that i wanted to try and i find it really cute, so thought of posting coz why not!!!! It's similar to lill imagines and scenarios!!💕

Hope you guys will like this one! It's cute ig!!

Requests & feedbacks are highly appreciated!💜

Warnings: none

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[moonsiechild]

BTS, stuck on the highway in traffic

Jungkook: Oh my God! We’ve been waiting here for forever.

Taehyung: *honks his car horn*

Seokjin, in his car: Huh? Is that Taehyung signaling me?

Seokjin: *honks his car horn*

Taehyung: *confused and curiously honks again*

Seokjin: *honks back*

Taehyung: *honks back*

Seokjin: *honks back*

Taehyung: *honks back*

Seokjin: *honks back*

Yoongi: Guys, we’re on the motherfucking road.