Batfam knowing everything about everyone they meet but sometimes they forgot they weren’t supposed to know
They can’t help it, it’s for security purposes, they investigate a hero and ups I figure his secret identity and its protocol to fill the bat computer data and omg there’s more files updates
Like Wikipedia rabbit hole, where you keep entering from article to article but with personal information of people they know
Dick: so how was Disney land?
Kid flash: how did you know I went to Disneyland?
Dick panicking: uh you post it?
Kid flash: I didn’t??
Dick: you didn’t? Then I must have confused someone else account for yours, what a coincidence
Kid flash squinting: right…
Or another example
Tim: I bought us drinks
Donna: omg I always order this
Conner: yeah I always order this too…
Donna: wait how did you knew our order?
Tim: like you said, you always order it
Donna: yeah but I had never done it with you around
Tim trying to gaslight and BS his way out: don’t you remember THAT time the 3 of us hang out?
Conner and Donna: no..??
Tim: come on you have to remember, we even went to eat afterwards
Conner: I remember when we ate but we never got drinks
Tim: if you don’t like it you should just tell me
Conner: what?!
Tim: yeah, sorry for bothering and get us drinks, instead of a thank you all I receive are weird accusations
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