#hellhart

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier: I do not have a crush on Danny!

Zavier: I just stare at him a lot, enjoy talking with him, and when he’s not there it ruins my day.

[carcasstohounds]

zavier holmes be like “i know a spot” and then kidnap you + your boyfriend across continents in an attempt to rid the world of clock towers

[cryptid-in-your-closet]

Danny: I really want a remote that can make people shut the fuck up with the click of a button.

Zavier: *throws a gun across the table*

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Colton: I just got this awesome weighted blanket!

Zavier: Oh, you have a weighted blanket, haha, that’s cute. I sleep with the crushing weight of all my failures and shortcomings.

Colton: Are you...are you okay?

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier: *accidentally hits Danny in the face*

Zavier: *frantically trying to decide between saying ‘I’m so f*cking sorry’ and ‘are you okay’

Zavier: ARE YOU F*CKING SORRY?

Danny: wHAT

[carcasstohounds]

ok but in hellhart, who’s the soldier, who’s the poet, and who’s the king?

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Daphne: Hey, Zavier. Kiss, f*ck, kill: Colton, Akash, Danny.

Zavier: Kiss Colton, f*ck Danny, then kill Danny.

Danny:

Danny: I don’t know how I should feel about that.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier, admiring Danny from a distance: He could kill me and I’d probably thank him.

Daphne: We’d all thank him, too.