#zero rizz

[faslyum]

zero rizz

[crystalskies42]

Ao'nung: Truth or dare? Neteyam: *so dang annoyed* truth Ao'nung: Do you want me to kiss you? Neteyam: Dare Ao'nung: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me Neteyam: Ao'nung: Neteyam: nEvEr hAvE i EvEr- Ao'nung: T H A T ' S N O T T H E G A M E

[kisu-doodles]

I just can’t get the image of Charles n Arthur cuddling shirtless and Charles being like

Charles: you know I never appreciated how hairy you are

Arthur: thank you?

Charles: so hairy… like an animal

Arthur: ok???

Charles: like a sheep or a bear. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone as hairy as you

Arthur: …

Charles: wait… you’re more like big foot but your feet aren’t big they’re normal size

Arthur:

[fish-pellets]

Physically a gooner

Mentally afraid of intimacy

Spiritually just a dumb puppy

[murderandjam]

Maybe I'm just having a bad day, but I saw a post that was about Joker having a child with Harley Quinn, and now I'm both disgusted and angry.

Not only is Harley too smart to allow herself to get knocked up by that asshole, I'm pretty sure the Joker is sterile. Dude has bleached balls.

And like, there already is a Joker Jr. and that's Tim fucking Drake. Not to mention Batman Beyond gave us Harley's grand daughters; the Dee Dee twins, Delia and Deidre Dennis. Those are both better alternatives!

Why the fuck would you want to have anyone knocked up by the fail clown, when you could have a brainwashed Tim or identical twins? Literally no reason except you have bad taste.

[celestial-seasonings427]

Do you sometimes meet someone you REALLY want to befriend

And you realize

You’re not NEARLY as cool as them

[mchlkaiser]

currently grieving because ness is me and i am him

[supasonic]

i love that carmy canonically has zero pull