Some notes : Svilla named is a combination of the Icelandic word for Evil (illt) and the Icelandic word for black (Svartur). Since Sigyn died by being crushed to death by jormungandr’s tail, her body was so badly damaged that she needed hundred of stitches to look somewhat normal, so that’s why she looks like that in helheim.
⚠ Just a heads up! I am doing this for fun and to see if I understand our community right! I'm by no means trying to hate on anyone who actually ship these things! Ships have just..always been so interesting to me, and I thought it would be fun. Did I forget someone? Please let me know! ^^
Loki + Sigyn = You can't get over how tragic yet passionate their love is. After all it's the only thing we have of them together and somehow it makes the message of loyalty and compassion between lovers even stronger.
Loki + Angrboda = Either you're here for the tragedy that was their love, what could've been if only Odin didn't take away their children.. or you love the tall witch wife and small gremlin husband dynamic (me too :3)
Angrboda + Loki + Sigyn = You're tired of seeing the wives being pinned up against each other, heck it isn't even cannon to the mythology. You just want to see them all happy together while kissing. They deserve their polycule!
Loki + Gullveig = You don't actually ship them but if they had a relationship, it would be something along the lines of: one night stand parents trying to do what's best for their baby. Or you think Gullveig is actually Angrboda! 👍✨
Loki + Glut = You thought Loki and Logi were the same person. Now you either regret it and feel bad for believing in it or stick by it wholeheartedly. 🔥
Loki + Hoenir = Want to kiss your homies good night? Friends to lovers is your thing or you're there for the possible angst of letting a young lover go because it was never meant to be. 😔
Loki + Odin = You thought they could go deeper than being just blood brothers, didn't you? Ohh..the angst and pain you put yourself through for them.
Loki + Heimdall = You're torn between the fact they don't actually have to hate each other vs the way they clearly have a love/hate relationship + obvious tension. If they ever fought in front of you, you'd probably shout inappropriate things at them. 🤨
Loki + Svadilfari = You try everything In your power to forget what really happened between these two and tried to fix the story for the better..💀
Loki + Thor = Let me guess, the reason you like this is because of Marvel? If not you have a thing for the bratty twinks and their giant straight boyfriends that haven't realized he is bisexual yet.
Loki + Baldr = You either stand by the headcannona that Loki killed Baldr because he loves him (one-sided or not) and tried to protect him from Ragnarok. Or you have the "I hate straight people so I'll force these two to date even though they don't go well together." mentality. No, there isn't anything in between for you. 😭
Loki + Hodr = For some reason you just had to see the potential angst between these two! You love the dramatic storytelling of being betrayed by your lover, making you do their dirty work! You poor being, what happened? 💔
Loki + Sif = Possible exses? Secret affair? You live for the drama and desperately want to know what happened between these two.
Loki + (potential) farmer man = You wish we had more good representation of Loki being with a another man. (I agree!) So when Odin accused Loki of being a milkmaid and having children, it opend a whole new world to inspire you!
Loki + Skadi = The lokasenna was enough for you to decide they totally dated in the past. Also you love spiteful exses that will threaten to kill your children if they don't shut up…😨(spoiler: Loki didn't shut up)
Loki + Zisa = I don't know why you'd ship them If their "affair child" was supposed to be a secret but I guess you're into the drama. Anyways Zisa isn't real..she can't hurt me. 😌
I made this random drawing. I just thought what if Zisa and Tyr had their gay awakening at the same time and for the twins 😭
it makes so sense it’s just for crack (You didn’t have a Zisa design so I just quickly whooped up a Zisa design(it’s prob gonna be temporary)
LMAAAOO THIS IS SO GOOD
They’re just this image now
ALSO Tyr’s wife in uh my interpretation isn’t Zisa because I genuinely don’t know if she’s actually Tyr’s wife or just a random germanic goddess and also it should be taken into consideration that Tyr’s relationships seem to shift a lot so unless there’s actual confirmed text that says “Zisa is Tyr’s wife” then I just don’t consider her to be his wife
I made his wife Eir instead because they’re a cute pair and also something about a healer pairing up with a fighter that constantly gets into fights does things to my brain
The Witches of Asgard ( ie the Witches who came to reside in Asgard, and that's just some of them )
Queen Frigga
Siriana Tyrsdottir/Grace ( wife of Heimdall and mom of Axel )
( I can't find a gif of Grace in Thor 4 so I found a gif that is closer to that )
Sigyn Ivarrsdottir ( younger cousin of Fandral and wife of Loki )
Lady Eir
Lady Idunn ( a paternal aunt of Sigyn, wife of Bragi and mother of Fandral )
( I imagine MCU Idunn to look kinda like Lucrezia Borgia in spades )
Lady Zisa ( wife of Tyr and mother of Siriana, and Norse Goddess of Harvest )
Solveig Sindridottir ( a daughter of Sindri, a granddaughter of Ivaldi and wife of Vidarr )
Nanna Neprsdottir ( at least in that alt timeline )
Lady Fulla ( edit : Turns out she is a ' virgin goddess ' so Fulla is a ' wine aunt ' of the Witches of Asgard )
Lady Gefjon ( wife of Skoldjr and mother of Vidarr )
The rest of these ladies have all been amongst Frigga's handmaids for at least a time, and powerful witches in their own rights
Krista, Hogun's younger sisters Hnoss and Gersemi, Eir's daughters Lofn and Sjofn, Saga and her daughters Var and Vor are also amongst the retinue of Frigga's handmaids at least for a time, and amongst the Witches of Asgard
Hildegard was amongst the retinue of Frigga's Queensguards