#zwei rose

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Girlfriend Code

Ruby: *Wearing Jaune's hoodie* You know, it's kind of weird that we wear our boyfriend's clothes all the time, but they never wear our clothes.

Yang: *Wearing one of Ren's shirts* Can Jaune even fit into any of your clothes?

Ruby: ...Umm... My hood? That's about it. But Ren wear you clothes if he wanted to.

Yang: Do you think he would want to wear a low cut tank top?

Ruby: Nope.

Yang: Exactly.

Weiss: *Walks in wearing one of Sun's shirts, and actually bothering to button the thing* What are you two talking about?

Ruby: Our boyfriend's not wearing out clothes, even though we wear their clothes all the time.

Weiss: I don't think men really understand how amazing it is to wear their partner's clothing.

Yang: Yeah, I guess they never would've tried it out to find out.

Zwei: *Walks it, groggy and wearing Blake's shirt* Did anyone make coffee?

[littlelewdmable]

She Needs To Know

Zwei: You know, I'm kind of glad I didnt get a tail for my faunus trait.

Jaune: It can be kind of annoying sometime, but I would have to have to clean two sets of ears out all the time

Zwei: Yeah, it kind of sucks. But if I had a tail it would be a really small one. So it would kind of just look weird, right?

Jaune: Maybe.

Blake: *Watching from the bushes* Should I fuck the tall and blond good boy. Or the short and dark haired good boy...

Blake: I need to see which one has a bigger dick before I can decide.

[tanakavox]

Ruby and Yang were relaxing in the kitchen not really doing anything but on their scroll, enjoying a quiet morning.

Ruby:Hm. You know their making another fast and furious?

Yang:Are you for real? What is that like 9?

Ruby:10.

Yang:Wow. Fast and furious 10 just sounds stupid.

Ruby:It does.

Yang:Like wha-

Before she could finish Zwei rushed into the kitchen with his semblace, Yang and Ruby turning to their ten year old brother with raised eyebrows.

Ruby:Um. Hey Zw-

Zwei:AM I ADOPTED?!

The sister turn to look at each other and then back to their baby brother, his ears twitching as he bounced on his feet nervously.

Yang:(flatly) No Zwei. You aren't adopted. What possibly makes you think that.

Zwei:I don't look like you.

Ruby:Like who? Me or Yang?

Zwei:Both!

Yang sighed and got up to pour herself some coffee all while talking to her brother. Ruby couldn't help but just snort out a laugh.

Yang:Zwei, you and Ruby have the same haircolor. And you don't look like me. Because you look like dad as a kid.

Zwei:But dad has yellow hair!

Ruby: He's blonde kiddo. Not yellow hair.

Zwei:Whatever, I'm not yellow hair like Yang and dad!

Ruby:Because you have mom's haircolor. We both do! You got mom's hair color and dad's face.

Zwei:But how come I don't have purple eyes like you yang, or silver eyes like Ruby?

Ruby:.....You got dad's eyes.

Yang:Hm... I'm not sure about that. His eyes are actually.... silver blue. So might be dad and mom's genre making it like that.

Ruby:Is that how it works?

Yang:It's how it work for me. I have lilac eyes. Dad had blue eyes, raven has red.

Ruby:Okay. Fair. Anyways where is this coming from? Is someone telling you this?

Yang:Yeah. Tell us. We can.... talk to them.

Ruby shoots her a dirty look.

Ruby:Yang this isn't a big sister beat up moment!

Yang:I'd say it is. Who been telling you this Zwei?

Zwei ear flatten to his head as he look to the floor.

Zwei:.....I just been having thought..... maybe I'm not really related to you guys since we don't look the same.

Ruby bends down and hugs zwei tightly, Yang doing the same patting his head.

Ruby:We don't have to look the same to be related Zwei. You are our little brother no matter what what.

Yang:Yeah. And I'll beat anyone who say otherwise. You could be an alien and I'd still say your my kid brother.

Zwei smiled widely and he fells the warm and love from his sister. But his face drop and big.

Zwei:Wait so I'm an alien?! I knew it!

Ruby sighed and smacked her forehead. Yang simply just stare down her kid brother starting to ramble on about how he always knew and how he would find other alien to take over the planet.

Yang:.... Zwei, I.... Oh my god....

[bssaz97]

Qrowe Branwen! AU

Collab that originated from the wonderful mind of @tanakaclinkbeard and a friend of his, who’s name escapes me right now. (Apologies)

For this AU, it will have Qrowe, basically if Qrow was a woman. Based on his Faunus Zwei! AU and will feature characters from said AU.

Hope you all enjoy!

- Xiao-Long Residence -

Zwei: Dad. Auntie passed out in the living drinking her happy juice again. And she has no pants on. Again.

Qrowe: Pants are for tha weak! The world needs to swee ma lehgs!

Taiyang: Qrowe! Come on!

Qrowe: Lestin kids... My sister was a howty. But Brothers! Did Summer have ah gud ass...

Yang: .... I didn't ask auntie.

Ruby: Me neither.

Zwei: I don't get it.

Taiyang helps Qrowe to her feet.

Taiyang: Come on you drunk. Let's get you upstairs before you say something more inappropriate to my kids.

Qrowe: Whaaaaa? Am I lyin? When Yang was litter who were makin that ass sound like-

Taiyang: QROWE!

Qrowe: OH come ON! They’re like ‘hic’ five! They won’t remember any of this anyway...

Taiyang: Zwei is 5!

Qrowe: Oh is he? Ohhh congrats little buddy! You’re ah big boy now!

Taiyang: Yang is 12! Ruby is 10! Still too young to be hearing this kind of talking.

Qrowe: ....HA! Hahhahahahahaha. ‘Shush!’ Kids… kids. Don’t tell your Dad I’ve been sayin this stuff to ya. He gonna be maaaad!

Yang: .....

Ruby: ....

Zwei: What she mean?

Taiyang: Jesus Girl.

Yang: She drank a lot tonight.

Qrowe: ‘burp!’ Heeeell yeah!

Taiyang: Any real reason why you aren't wearing any pants?

Qrowe’s face turns a bit red.

Qrowe: U-ummm.

Ruby: She took them off saying you couldn't ignore her without pants, then auntie fainted.

Taiyang: Really?

Qrowe: Hehehe~ whoops

Taiyang: Well. I'm paying attention to you. What do you want?

Qrowe made a sly smirk as she looked at her blonde teammate and father of her two nieces and nephew.

Qrowe: What do you think, daddio?

Taiyang: You... wanna go up stairs?

Qrowe: You know my answer... the answer being yes.

Taiyang: Are you even drunk? Was this just a plan to get.... uh. What a way to say this while still being kid-friendly?

Qrowe: You mean the ol Mistali Tango?

Taiyang: You’re the worst.

Qrowe: A lady’s gotta try right?

Taiyang: I mean. If you wanna.... I'm not gonna say no if a pretty lady is asking.

Qrowe: I’m askin’.

Taiyang: ...Well then. Kids, we're going up stairs. If you want food, my credit card is on the table. Get some pizza. Qrowe? Shall we?

Zwei: What happened?

Qrowe: Lead the way stud.

Zwei: Yang? Ruby? What are they gonna do?

Qrowe: Kiddos, me and your Dad are gonna do some tango upstairs, so don't worry your little heads ‘bout a thing. Just watch some Spongebob or whatever you kiddos are into these days.

Ruby: Dancing? Why can't we join? I like to dance!

Qrowe: Sorry petal, it’s duets only.

Yang: ......

Zwei: Boo! Adults are fun-killers!

Qrowe: (whispers) Oh we’re gonna have plenty of fun tonight~

The rest of the night was spent with the children watching an OVA of Sonic the Hedgehog vs his Robot Doppelgänger, Metal Sonic, whilst grubbing on a pepperoni pizza, wings, and a box of cookies for dessert.

Upstairs, the two adults spent the rest of the night having their own kind of fun, performing the Mistrali Tango and many other dances.

[makiruz]

Taiyang legit send a dog through the mail.

[the-gayest-dump]

Ruby: *on her scroll with some other students* Oh....I would go out but I have ...stuff to do.

Later

Ruby: *giving Zwei belly rubs* Who’s the best pupper!? Who’s the greatest pupper there ever was!? It’s Zwei!!

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Tippy Tap

Ruby: *Excited, tail wagging like crazy*

Yang: Someone's excited.

Ruby: Jaune's going to be home soon!

Zwei: And promised you some quality time?

Ruby: How can you tell?

Yang: You're doing that tippy tapping thing you always do before he's about to pet you.

Ruby: I love his pets.

Zwei: *Chuckles* I swear, you're such a stereotype sometimes, Ruby.

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Ruby: And this is my new friend, Jaune!

Zwei: ...

Dog Jaune: ...

Zwei: ...

Jaune: ...You're my little brother now.

Zwei: Awesome.

Ruby: And I'm your mommy now, Jaune~.

Jaune: ...Cool.

Zwei: Please don't go full horny in front of me.