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esme after breaking up with beatrice

dni if you: have once stolen the sugar bowl from a beautiful and talented actress and ruined her teaset, trained bats professionally, was willing to run away from an organization you grew up in for a man but not willing to do so for the city’s sixth most important financial advisor, break up with people by writing them at least 200 pages long breakup letters, or murdered people during an opera

#This is printed on the reverse of her business cards #also: scream

kitsnicket

Beatrice makes a social call to the Squalor residence to see Jerome. She and Esmè sit awkwardly across from each other. No one talks. Jerome, desperate to break the ice, offers to make some tea. He asks if either of them would like sugar.

This feels like esme and Beatrice were married and esme got Jerome in the divorce

#lmao #this is better

beatricebidelaire

i’m trying to explore the possibility of georgina & beatrice being like, two confident people who both think they have a very clear, unbiased, not-tainted-with-jealousy view of the other, while both having very biased opinions about each other. absolutely lacking self awareness of their own bias.

#correct #they’re both insufferable lol #the girls are fighting...

olivia-texts

netflix really went like hey let’s switch esmé’s and georgina’s hair colours

#georgina as a blonde is incomprehensible to me!

rotmance-deactivated20210324

wow baby girl i really loved the elements of gothic intrigue and dialogues on human sin in the slow burn coffeeshop au you wrote

#what I aim to be

beatricebidelaire

jacques and esme compete in trivia games about what’s been in during which month in the past two decades, an activity lemony declared as terribly inane before finding out beatrice is also participating and then he’s there cheering for her to win whenever she’s also competing. the trivia game gets very intense and there are certain bets involved such as if esme wins jacques has to praise her in his fashion column

#yessssssss #love the hostile j/e energy

smallballz-deactivated20240713

darling (condescending, with a bit of gay subtext)

#👀#Esme squalor

butterflypeaflowertea

when people describe female characters as cold, rash, selfish, cruel, self-serving, unlikeable, etc. i'm always like yessss new fave character 😌💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💃🏽

#👀#esme squalor

mirtocomune

seasonal reblog

#good wishes to all celebrating

mlm-werewolf

I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist

pasdecoeur

like that?

#sbg women #agree

hootybal-lecter

#this but aggressively on Beatrice's dart board #do it for her (spitefully)

esotericakit

Beatrice: Was that a poison dart? Esme: One of my admirers smuggled it to me during intermission. Beatrice: So did one of mine. Kit:

#lmaooooo #bonk horny jail meme indeed

beatricebidelaire

got the mental image of modern / social media au and geraldine making a tumblr post singing praises of esme and lemony reblogged and added a bunch of stuff about beatrice and how she performed better than esme and than geraldine responsed make your own post and then he made a new post about how talented beatrice was

#geraldine on social media is threatening