Writing’s of an Awkward

Wife. Cat mom. Writer. Gamer. Nerd. Sometimes Artist. Adventurer. Author of New Life, New Battles on Ao3. She/Her.

[taifan92]

Masterpost

Hello! Welcome to my Masterpost! which I have finally gotten around to working on! After months of deliberating on whether or not I really should be making one for the size of my audience and how much I have. But it's come to a point where the relevant stuff that even I want to refer back to on here is buried beneath stuff and stuff and stuff. Especially since I post literally any and everything here.

So I will be compiling everything, including a link to New Life, New Battles itself, here on this post. My Transformers posts, my Pokemon posts, my Dispatch posts and my Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles posts. Because eventually I expect those to increase in number as well, though they are few right now. I have many ideas and maybe, just maybe, tumblr will be where I get them out before writing them out? I've done a little bit of that with NLNB. Among the musings, you will fid me musing about ideas that I haven't yet used and, indeed, haven't fully committed to one of them yet.

Be patient with me while I get this all in order. It's my first time making a Masterpost like this, and please let me know if any links are broken or you feel a post of mine you've seen should be on here. I did leave some posts off, feeling like they weren't important enough to need to be included. Let me know if you think otherwise.

Transformers

New Life, New Battles

Find the Story Here

Map of the Autobot Base

Thoughts on character designs/Post which reveals Prowl and Barricade's design

Shadebreaker Reference Sheet

Old Drawing of Solarcharge

Bonding Ceremony Headcanons

Poll About the QnA: Initial Results(and reasoning); Final Results

Poll About Drift's Eventual Pairing: Results

Inconclusive List of Bots Planned for the QnA: Here

Musings 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10

Post I saved for the Rodimus character breakdown

Does this count as a musings?(It would be an alternate universe, so an entirely different story. But it's just an idea of one.)

Other

Shadebreaker as a Cat in the Lost Light Cat Shelter AU by Madamadamiu

Jak and Daxter AUs

Finding Family

Self-Insert AU Idea Scene(Won't use this one, but it sets the basis)

More Self-Insert AU Scene Idea

Daxter Becomes the Therapist

Evil Advisor Post

Kor Confusion Over Biology

While I have other posts tagged with Jak and Daxter, but they're vague enough I don't think they're worthy enough to put here.

Pokémon

Lore

Food

Language

Evolution Stones Part 1

Evolution Stones Part 2

Split Evolution

Character

Shade(Haunter)

Embra(Quilava)

Prowl(Poochyena)

Kyra(Rockruff)

Kadabra

Grafaiai

Caterpie

Butterfree

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Post saying it exists in my brain

Ages

Characters

Leo

Mikey

Dispatch

Robert has EDS Headcanon

Observations

[taifan92]

My muse wants to write a story inspired by the story of, I believe @radioactivepeasant? Where Jak is his own person, born and raised in Haven, where this is so, but Lyra ended up in Haven and she's ignorant of the world and somehow ends up responsible for raising Jak for his mother.

Like I'm already writing two stories right now. Not sure I can add a third to my wheel even with the backlog I have on the one I'm posting. XD I haven't reached a backlog point of posting the second one yet.

And I *still* need to figure out how to get the rest of NLNB written somewhere admidst all of this. So technically speaking, I already have three in progress works. One of which I am struggling on because it's in Transformers and my hyperfixation is super strong on Jak and Daxter now. I was so close to finishing NLNB, though. I need to just sit down and read through the last several chapters of NLNB and pick it up. I remember where I was going with these last chapters, I just need my muse to cooperate. I was so close. So close guys. The war was almost over. 🫠😭

[lostinpubwe-deactivated20220705]

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[taifan92]

"I'M GONNA DIE!" *lives*

[violntfemme]

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[whatamidoinghere56]

Honestly, not the worst thing to happen.

@critterscreaturescollective @moonstorm-wof @mackenziedaartist

[moonstorm-wof]

Well that’s not great. It could be a lot worse though.

@fefe-the-cat @carn3lian-claws @chaos-triangle @forestragon @lumitylover999 @localcelestialcreature62 @ajolteonnamedsparky +open tags

[cams-rambles]

welp

Could be worse

@marbled-pulse

[marbled-pulse]

YESSSS

@alastormooseboi @ilovebugs99 @kreechurthecrazykat + open tags ig :P

[kreechurthecrazykat]

I mean im certainly not complaining look at this man

@gremlinservant @moss-indie @enigmaelemental @eclipsezzz @spidergobo @deemondude @acetrashgremlin @dietcoke-cans @fuckingevil15yrold

[spidergobo]

Ruhroh raggy

Specifically Rocky Rickabys tail

I needed it for a reference lol

@chatimcookedfr @catnerd-13 @wolfbon3z @gnaorm @azyr1n @skullzenr @littlegayassbitch + anyone who wants

[chatimcookedfr]

IM SO COOKED 😭

tags: @shuichisdarkmistress @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @vox-is-me @spritebastian + anyone

[spritebastian]

IM FUCKING CRYING

@lapteevas @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @manicpixieswaggirl @emberloveslanadelrey @milsxio + open tags

[prosperoisadiva]

I CAN FIX HIM FS FS (I can't) THIS IS A WINNN

@bubblegum-dummy @emocabin10boy @book-of-mapss @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @weevilxp + open tags

[how-queersome]

Th whole crews fine by me (except maybe geto and gojo)

@autistic-aroace @onegaycrimelord @prosperoisadiva @fr0gley

[autistic-aroace]

Um

Could definitely be worse ig

@aroacebutgayer @aroaceleovaldez @emilynyaesmp +open tags

[aroacebutgayer]

No oh God no someone save me

@biroasedemon @ava-likes-fanart

[ava-likes-fanart]

Lmfaooo

Ok my turn, it's see

I-

@ihaveviolenturges @caspentheory @jesuswarriordaughter @falling-stars-dont-go-far @formerglory25

[ihaveviolenturges]

I had to scroll for decades thanks my the pictures of europe

Ah

Hes fine I'll take him this works

@hoarsehorse @snake-4331

I would tag Aiden but I have a feeling I know EXACTLY who the last character is. Curious about these two though.

[hoarsehorse]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO- HES THE MARCH HARE TOO HERE UGH

Imma leave this an open tag, I need a minute to process this shit 😔😔

[themodernmontecristo]

Oh! You got March Hare Bakugou! Oh no- I'm so sorry buddy-😭😭

I think I'll give this a shot! Surely whoever I get can't be that bad. I barely save photos of fictional characters.

OH NO! AHHHHH- IT'S THAT BAD!

What makes this worse is that I remember taking a silly 'Who's your MHA Boyfriend?' quiz on Qoutev or something when I was bored. I got Shigaraki! Ever since then this man won't leave me alone. He keeps appearing in my Tumblr Feed and everywhere I go and it happened again.

Whelp- Guess I have to marry Shigaraki now! :'D /j

Here's who I'm tagging: @silverishgoldpen, @aveybaveyx3, @othellovr, @acadia334455

-🌹themodernmontecristo

[othellovr]

Deep inhale

Ummm

-noooo-.. No that's ok

..Thank yew

I'm quite alright

@jellyfishsketches @mattpurplehoodie @ninjagirl0913 @tun3bugg @reid0esthings @nacho-calamity @max-is-not-well @snazzy-here @im-just-gwen @psych0t1c-bread @juliesnickname @shhhhhhhhh-dont-tell-anyone @udontknowme-ihavesecrets +anyone else 😋

[snazzy-here]

This fucker?

Nah im good,

why couldnt it be Owen Grady.....

@reid0esthings @romanzart @tun3bugg @turtlevariabilis @im-just-gwen @plusul-minin @sharklady123 @jellyfishsketches @korri-the-glowstick @xoc9000 @camakiss @cr1staloff1cial @cherrycryola @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @bill2424 @ninjadragon742 @ne0n-ys @ninjagirl0913 @max-is-not-well

[ne0n-ys]

it’s the raggedy Ann

(It’s from a collab dub lol)

@othellovr @webdragaoarts @epicartnerd @reid0esthings @tun3bugg @shakes-rambles @donnie-lover-7777 @jellyfishsketches @korri-the-glowstick @lanes-the-art-lover @xoc9000 @bill2424 @brain-rot-tmnt @ninjagirl0913 @max-is-not-well @mattpurplehoodie @most-expensive-leosagi-fic

[jellyfishsketches]

whoops i just got online. thanks @othellovr @snazzy-here and @ne0n-ys

uhm no. she has donnie ↕️😌

@mattpurplehoodie @opalzennasaphhire @blackstar5078 @abbielauren2024 @quackers15 @whatamidoin8 @wafflekidgirlboy @epicartnerd @eclipsemm @reid0esthings @tun3bugg @unknown-entity-tm @pinkgrapez @doslimones @hi-im-pluton @juliesnickname @korri-the-glowstick @lapis--crow @xoc9000 @chachis3333 @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @barnowlbookworm @bill2424 @max-is-not-well

[barnowlbookworm]

DON’T MIND IF I DO— heeheehee Fitz my beloved

Open tags!

[taifan92]

so, uh...haha...

Open tags

[its-oliver-bitches]

fellow neurodivergents, how do we feel about these spoons

I personally am offended these even exist.

and why not make this a tag game

@rainbow-dragon-with-cats @frooglet @aroace-not-arokay uhm yeah idk who else to tag

(open tags) /np

[drudg30n]

uh uh

no

uh uh

bad

[roseisgoat]

No. Bad

[othellovr]

[taifan92]

[taifan92]

I stayed up late last night because the cats, namely Koda, were snuggling with me. And Koda doesn't snuggle super often outside the bed, which he doesn't get to do much because he keeps us up a lot by being more lovey dovey than sleepy.

I now regret it because I just don’t want to do today. I'm tired and slept in late. And bleh. And have less time this morning before leaving for work.

I really should know better by now. This is not the first time I have done this.

Photo evidence of the culprits. Though Koda got closer after this and Sif left. Koda being the one on the left, qith the white on him. Sif is the chunker(though it’s harder to tell she's chunker when she stands, half that chunk is just her primordial pouch).

[taifan92]

I nearly bumped into a man while disembarking(what a word, I don’t use it enough) the bus today that made me think strongly of Damas for some strange reason. It's probably just my Jak and Daxter hyperfixation, but dang something in the brief look we exchanged really made me think of him. In a lingering way.

And then at the light there was a lady that walked with me part of the way home and it almost seemed like she made a point to clasp my shoulder when we parted. Like, why besides just being friendly, I don't know, but people just don't usually do that with me. It was weird for me, ok? I don’t get many random positive interactions. So excuse me if that coming off of seeing someone that made me think of Damas makes me go "are you a Spargan?" In my head. 😆

Not that I don't get positive interactions. I do. But the random kinds usually don't leave feeling actually positive and not actually low key creeped out, because by the end they said something really concerning about having some kind of diabolical plan(no, really, happened once and I was paranoid for weeks after and had a sharp eye on the news) or they turned out to be a creep out for, well...I'm a woman, so give you two guesses. This being a real, genuine, positive interaction really stands out to me, ok? In a good way.

Obviously neither of them are probably from Spargus, given the whole...reality barrier they’d have to cross in order to be so and that doesn't happen in real life, probably. But it was still a positive interaction I can feel good about.

And it feeds me plot bunnies.

Or.

As I saw on day scrolling the tag for Jak and Daxter.

Plottsels.

Can't believe I never thought of that, but I wasn’t writing Jak and Daxter fic at the time I would’ve. It was Star Wars back then. Plottsels is great.

I will be thinking of that dude who somehow looked like Damas for days, I am sure. If not longer.

If it did happen to be him...damn, I missed the opportunity to be helpful because I don’t react like many "fangirls". Not that I have anything besides theories. And a busy life. And an adventurous spirit that would be like "fuck yeah, let's go figure this shit out" 😆

I'm sure my FBI agent looks at me and thinks "wtf is this girl on?" Sometimes.

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[taifan92]

And your forever keep improving going forward.

[rupertikjakmos]

Breathe if u love ottsel tess

if not then stop breathing🚫🚫🚫🚫

[taifan92]

I'm torn on ottsel Tess. Because on one hand, yes, she's lovely and her and Daxter's relationship is my favorite relationship of the whole series. However! No one asked her if she wanted to be an ottsel. Also, Daxter said he just wanted pants, but he'd wanted to be human again for a long time. Did anyone sit him down and actually ask him, seriously, if he still wanted that? That he didn't just impulsively decide he was ok being an ottsel because the ottsels were there to seemingly be the precursors?

I also have some opinions about designs choices for her as an ottsel, but I digress.

Is it that deep? Only if we make it so. There are some things I think the developers didn't think too deeply on.

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[king-of-oreo]

UM OBVIOUSLY

I do that all the time

[taifan92]

I platonically love my friends. I platonically love my readers. I platonically love thebpeople I read their works. I platonically love a lot of fucking people.

[taifan92]

This week's chapter of Finding Family is posted!

Jak gets a haircut and bonds with his aunt while Damas is out doing damage control. And we learn a little about Lyra’s past.

Finding Family - Chapter 9

[sparguscityangel]

the way i talk about jak feels like im defending him in court. if i had been his lawyer during the trial his ass wouldn’t have even been exiled in the first place. your honor my client is Baby. gavel gavel bang bang not guilty like???

[taifan92]

No, but for real, Jak just needed a hoarde of players come to the trial in his defense.

"He caused the-"

"The fuck he did!"

*mass chaos ensues as players on Jak's yeets Veger out a window*

[chillyfeetsteak]

from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on

[purplejabberwock]

My bestie's tags

[taifan92]

It's the same issue I had with them naming the fucking hoverboards! Those aren't fucking hoverboards! They have fucking wheels! Get out here with that shit. This is a hoverboard!

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[brazenautomaton]

other people had to perform labor to make those things and they deserve to be compensated for the labor they performed

[taifan92]

they would be compensated. By our tax dollars. You are ok with our tax dollars funding war, but not healthcare?

[brazenautomaton]

Do you not see how "this is something that should be paid for with a new program that is created in order to pay for it by taxes" is not the same as "this is a disgusting and inhumanly evil thing that should never have existed?"

If it is disgusting that something costs money, it is disgusting that something costs money. That's what it means. You think it is morally wrong to be compensated for it because that is what those words mean.

Do you know if you could have a means of getting tax money to pay for them? If you do not, do you know why that is? Do you actually know why that is instead of assuming it's because of evil people you hate and want to kill? Are you aware of the fact that glasses cost money in every country, even those with the most generous socialized health care? Have you considered that there might be a reason this is true and that reason might not be "because of the evil people I hate and want to kill?"

[taifan92]

you made a bunch of wild assumptions in this response that don't even deserve a response. Wowza. "I don't agree with something, so clearly I think people who do agree should be killed" aare not words that ever or would ever cross my lips or my mind

Geezus, criminy. What are you on, dude?

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[brazenautomaton]

other people had to perform labor to make those things and they deserve to be compensated for the labor they performed

[taifan92]

they would be compensated. By our tax dollars. You are ok with our tax dollars funding war, but not healthcare?