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the man in the header is my dad

[slimetony]

in 2018 we’re smoking pussy

[theconcealedweapon]

[ameliafromafairytale]

“If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works. Welcome to Night Vale.”

Intro to WTNV episode 105, “what happened at the Smithwick house”

[wizardsexmachine]

POPEYE?!?!??

[wizardsexmachine]

[memecucker]

[oops-all-birbs]

Let's not forget this gem

[sch-uwu-lchen]

wake up babe new gender just dropped (amphibious)

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

so that's why nonbinary people keep posting about frogs

[vedurnan-archive]

[lorlocks]

Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

[marinebiologyshitposts]

and if we did?

[marinebiologyshitposts]

they did they did they did I meant and if they did

[lindleland]

[valtsv]

idk man this living by the sword shit is easy

[valtsv]

FUCK

[valtsv]

yes

[emailmore]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foreveriallyzombified]

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

[emailmore]

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

[skarchomp]

had a dream once that Nickelodeon did a big crossover of all their cartoons and the main villain was Zim trying to conquer all the earths and when he got to the Fairly Oddparents they tried to wish him away but it didnt work so they checked Da Rules and Zim had scribbled in there (with permanent marker!) “Zim can do what he wants” so they couldn’t do anything

[skarchomp]

the only other part i remember is Dib was explaining the situation to the other characters and the fact that people like Jimmy Neutron and X-J9 and Timmy Turner automatically just accepted that Zim was an alien made him so happy he broke down crying

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Someone snuck up and killed that guy immediately after he typed this commemt

[engelsca]

[lumnch]

Saw a post I didn’t like

[lumnch]

Saw another one

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[wadey-wilson]

[raygender]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[the-bee-monarch-deactivated2026]

Same bestie,same

[cozi]

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

[kvetchcore]

hey I’m gonna fix all discourse real quick, watch this

1) mind your own fucking business

2) take care of your own mental health first before attempting to dictate to others how to care for theirs

3) nothing about the human experience is binary, any attempts to simplify existence down into two categories of good or bad/right or wrong will fail because there will always, ALWAYS be someone or something that cannot be categorized. Doing this to human beings is oppressive.

4) what nourishes the lily drowns the cactus. your wounds heal differently than others. respect that other people know their needs better than you do, and stop trying to change peoples needs when they don’t suit yours.

[iamnmbr3]

@jupiter-mechanism: #i am tired of seeing people act as if having different tastes means you don’t know your own mind or are engaging in bad faith

[sofyasemyonovna]

growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain