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@taintedtruth
this is too real though
SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately theyāre at the point of giving negative fucks
oh boy i just had an Adventure⢠in minecraftĀ
so, i was exploring the map and i was pretty far away from my home base, basically using a boat to cross deep ocean biomes and investigating islands and smaller landmasses and suchĀ
one of the islands i came across had an ABSURD amount of wolves roaming about.Ā āholy shit,ā i thought,Ā āthis swamp biome is full of free dogs.āĀ
so of course i go on a wolf-taming spree. i wasnāt paying attention to how many i was amassing. by the time iād covered the island, i had a pack of about twenty dogs in my entourage.Ā
i think, ok, perhaps itās time to go home, at least so i can leave some of these pups in a safe place while i keep exploring.Ā
problem: thereās a huge fucking ocean between Dog Island and the continent my home base is on.Ā
my stubborn ass thinks,Ā āok. ok. dogs can swim. weāll FORD this river ocean.āĀ
this, obviously, did not go well. the dogs are v good swimmers, but also very slow, and if i get too far ahead of them, they donāt catch up, because they canāt teleport to the player if youāre not on land. it took forever to get to the nearest small island, and iād lost about a third of my dogs.Ā
āi need a better plan,ā i think to myself. i mean, i could abandon this ridiculous ātransport 20+ dogs at least 5000m across multiple deep ocean biomes to my home baseā idea and find some free dogs closer to home. i mean, theyāre not really that hard to find. but these are my dogs. i gave them bones and now they love me. i must not abandon them.Ā
ā¦and thatās how dog water skiing was born:Ā
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anyway, by the time i got to the next landmass, i hadnāt lost any more dogs. success!
and not only had i not lost any more dogs, but this new landmass was ALSO full of free dogs. and i still had some stacks of bones, which obviously trumps my own sense of self-control.Ā
fast forward ten minutes:
look at all these pups! and also a really rude spider.
still more pups!
ā¦oh jeez.Ā
this is basically Homeward Bound, but instead of two dogs and a cat, itās just me and like thirty goddamn dogs. they were continuously teleporting in front of me, i was tripping all over them. it was chaos.Ā
now, i should mention, this was a long-ass trek home.Ā at some point my sword AND my backup sword broke, because frankly i just was not expecting my expedition to last this long and i did not bring a backup backup sword, so i was flailing at creepers with an axe. i definitely lost some good pups, especially since at least half that travel was at nighttime peak monster spawn time. AND i have the Moā Creatures mod installed, so not only do i have to worry about the standard monsters, but also lions, tigers, bears (which are usually pretty chill but apparently can become hostile when thirty dogs suddenly teleport on top of them), manticores, ogres, SPECIAL wolves that instead of being tamable are just Very Angry All The Time, etc.Ā
but the thing is, i kept finding more free dogs. and, sometimes when iām walking, two dogs will just breed out of nowhere, so occasionally iād turn around and thereād be a puppy. who did this. weāre, like, climbing a mountain here. control yourselvesĀ Ā
anyways, by the time i got back to my home base, i counted forty-eight doggos.Ā
just look at these Good Dogs. i couldnāt get them all to fit in the frame.Ā
i have nowhere to put them. i feel like Roger and Anita at the end of 101 Dalmatians.Ā
all i know is i love every single one of them.
@taintedtruth
This reminds me of the time we did this exact same thing only BOTH of us had this many dogs
Hahaha oh jeez yeah.... that was pure fucking chaos.
Papyrus: Ask her to donate her body to science, and youāre science.Ā
Happy Undertaliversary! Two years my friends!!
Hahahaahha omg his awkward face in the last one is priceless XD
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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didnāt respond so she said it louder and he still didnāt respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said āI canāt understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.ā
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the subās laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
My sister once had her insulin pump ripped off of her because her exam proctor (a sub) thought it was some cheating device. He soon figured out that it was, in fact, not, when the port on her side (the place the needle goes in) started bleeding through her shirt. Her pump started beeping frantically, because thatās what it does, and it was general chaos until my sister ripped whatās basically her pancreas out of his hands, told her friend āLet the next proctor know Iāll need extra time,ā and walked out of the room towards the nurse.
Literally schools are shit with disabilities. In elementary school I was having a high blood sugar reaction(cold sweats to rapid passing in and out of consciousness, vomiting and finally leading to a massive seizure before you die) and I KNEW I had to go to the nurse cuz I was getting worse. Kept telling my teach I needed to go and he kept saying no till finally I felt myself about to throw up and Iām screaming LET ME GO (i was a little kid to me i couldnt do anything in an institution without an adults say so or id basically go to hell) and the bitch said SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE LESSON where I proceeded to projectile vomit all over my desk and he jut kept going on with the lesson. Finally I just booked it out of the room but I was too far gone to even REMEMBER where the nurses office was let alone where the hell I was that my class literally just left and helped me to the nurses office. I immediately went to the hospital and officially died for 5 minutes before I was revived. I could have stayed dead all because some fuck twad thought his lesson was more important than a students life
After Columbine, a local school installed metal detectors and made everyone walk through them and put their bags on a table for a teacher to search.Ā
A few days into the school year, a teacher ripped a boyās insulin pump off him because she thought it was a weapon, despite he and his sister insisting it was an insulin pump and he needed it to live.Ā
I donāt know how many of you are still in school but I have some valuable knowledge that might actually help with this problem! In the United States thereās this thing called a 504 Plan that you can get which basically gives you legal protection from disability/chronic illness discrimination in public schools.Ā
Students can qualify for 504 plans if they have physical or mental impairments that affect or limit any of their abilities to: walk, breathe, eat, or sleep; communicate, see, hear, or speak; read, concentrate, think, or learn; stand, bend, lift, or work
Ā Examples of accommodations in 504 plans include: preferential seating, extended time on tests and assignments, reduced homework or classwork, verbal, visual, or technology aids, modified textbooks or audio-video materials, behavior management support, adjusted class schedules or grading, verbal testing, excused lateness, absence, or missed classwork
Ā Iām a type one diabetic and my school nurse would do stuff like keep all my meds in a locked cabinet, not let me take my insulin or test my blood sugar unless she was watching me, and lie to my mother about me inducing low blood sugars in order to get out of class. She wouldnāt even let me keep glucagon (emergency sugar injection) on my person in case I passed out from low blood sugar.Ā
Ā So one day I casually mentioned all this to my endocrinologist and she was really mad. She was really angry at the school nurse for mistreating me like that and informed me of this thing called a 504 plan. A 504 plan protects students with disabilities and chronic illnesses from discrimination by outlining exactly what a student needs to meet their special needs. For me, this meant I had to be able to keep ahold of my own meds in case of emergency and keep track of my own glucose levels, that I would never be marked late for a class if I was busy treating a low, and I could pause the clock on a standardized test to check my blood sugar and treat it. If you have a disability and youāre still attending public school, PLEASE read up on 504 plans because they saved me so much grief when I was still in school. It might help you too. Hereās some more information about 504 plans:
https://www.understood.org/en/school-learning/special-services/504-plan/understanding-504-plans
http://m.kidshealth.org/en/parents/504-plans.html?WT.ac=
Passing this along. I would not have made it this far without my disability documentation in school.
Signal boosting this post, because having a 504, and subsequent IEP plan for my eldest has been crucial in managing her multiple diagnoses.
Hey guys. Iām glad to be finally posting my āmental breakdown survival guideā. As you know I struggle a lot with mental health, and so I have been through a lot of breakdowns. So many that I actually dropped out of university after 3 weeks in 2016 and had to take the whole year off. Because of this, Iāve made it my mission to help others with mental health issues as much as I can, so you donāt have to go through what Iāve been through.
Anyway, here is my guide. I tried to keep it general, and actually useful. If you have any questions or additions please feel free to add them.
And as ever, if you want to talk to me about studying with mental illness or want to see a post on a specific topic, please feel free to message me.
thank you so much for this
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Whatās so bad about periods
At first I was like āno donāt reblog itāll weird people outā then I was like āoh right thatās the pointā
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wow! great! teaching kids their very first strawman argument and forever internalizing young minorities that they shouldnt speak out about their oppression! this sucks!
what the fuck I trusted this show. Why did they do use dirty like this.
Man reading the comments is kinda disheartening because people donāt seem to see what this video is trying to say.
This isnāt saying you shouldnāt speak up for whatās right. Itās about getting so caught up in your own beliefs that you think that people are purposefully trying to be malicious, and instead crying āSocial Justiceā as a pretense for actively trying to prove people wrong and make yourself look better.Ā This isnāt to say that you canāt look at things critically or voice your opinion, but it is true that many people try to ācall outā small things that people say that most likely wasnāt even intended to be malicious. Trying to unlearn prejudices is a work in progress for everyone.
And honestly this video is so accurate regarding the culture that this website has produced in regards to social justice. I do support social justice, but there is a better way of sending your message than just shouting at others who didnāt even intend to be mean or ignorant in the first place. Youāre lucky to have this kind of access to knowledge because you have access to the internet. Knowledge is power, but it should empower you to share it with others and educate them instead of trying to degrade people.
Iām a Bisexual WoC with a limited amount of money. I get it. Thereās so many things to be upset about in a world that hasnāt leveled the playing field. And Iāve dealt with some really difficult people and mindsets. But your own passion shouldnāt overshadow your compassion. Pick your battles wisely.
except this show is for ten year olds and theyāre not going to get that message at all from this clip
iām just confused as to why gumball would fucking do this when this show is aimed at an audience of children, but this scene uses jargon that most kids have never heard
The audience for Gumball I believe is like 8-14 and while I highly doubt all kids are like this, it is very likely lots of kids have actually heard lingo and jargon like that from spending time on the internet.
I feel like maybe it was a bit of a mistake on their part but I donāt doubt that most kids who like Gumball and who have some kind of interaction with social media in general can understand whatās actually happening and what the characters are saying.
Even taking that away, still to a kid even if they didnāt understand what was being talked about, it would just look like the cactus girl was saying something simple and Gumball blew it out of proportions and tried to fight her when previously she was just trying to point something out or help, which on its own is a simple message to understand.
The thing I have to ask, is why do people tend to think the audience for this show are babies, and 8 mean legit babies.
Because theyāre morons?
Holy shit, fam.
Not so much fun when the shoeās on the other foot, is it?
Oh an whatĀ strawman? Ā A lt of shit has been done in the name of or under the guise of social justice that that canāt be taken back?
Its almost like just about everyone in the sjw camp wants to get mad at a cartoon but almost no one outrage when all this shit was happening, some of yāall were happy.
Bullying a fan artist into attempting suicide because she drew aSteven Universe character ātoo skinnyā. Have even more on this. Hell, hereās a whole BUNCH of bullshit pulled by SJWs in that fandom.
Bullying a trans teen and invalidating his identity because he dared to suggest that spreading hatred solves nothing.
SJWs send people so many death threats that there is an entire blog devoted to compiling them.
Using phishing links to try to obtains othersā IP addresses.
Giving someoneās personal information to a potential rapist. Ā This has happened at least TWICE now.
Posing as other users, or fabricating replies from other users in an attempt to defame them.
Glorifying unhealthy attitudes and behaviors, such as self-harm, and anorexia.
Glorifying unhealthy attitudes towards obesity (itās fine to support body positivity, but itās NOT OKAY to deny that there are health risks associated with obesity).
Romanticizing mental illness, and encouraging self-diagnosis(which is dangerous to oneās health).
Showing people how to LIE to get a diagnosis of autism.
Glorifying murderers and making excuses for women who commit acts of assault.
Routinely threatening and victim-blaming rape victims that donāt hold all men responsible for what happened to them. Ā Have even more from another user regarding the same post.
THROWING FUCKING PISS AT SOMEONE FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT OPINION (like, I donāt agree with Lauren Southernās statements either, but YOU DONāT FUCKING THROW BODILY WASTE AT PEOPLE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Ā LEAVE THAT SHIT TO THE MONKEYS AT THE ZOO).
Admittedly trying to blame GamerGate supporters for a racist Photoshop edit when they KNEW GG had nothing to do with it.
Littering an entire campus with materials that are hazardous to animals (while wasting valuable resources that they could have donated to a homeless shelter) to make a āstatementā thatās not even valid.
Spreading an unfounded rumor about the leading organization dedicated to the aid of rape victims being ātransphobicā after they found out that said organization discourages the teaching of ārape cultureā on college campuses.
CONSTANTLY harassing and belittling women who donāt wish to call themselves feminists. Ā Iāve personally experienced this more times than I can even remember.
Using someone elseās copyrighted characters to sell merchandise promoting ideals that their creator is openly against.
Making up and passing around false stories of sexual assault on children. This, too, has happened at least twice now.
Passing around false information about important historical figures.
Claiming to be āhurtā be people shipping fictional characters.
Bullying someone off of tumblr for not tagging the color blue that is THE DEFAULT COLOR OF TUMBLR.
Telling people that theyāre not allowed to represent THEIR OWN CULTURE. Ā The same has happened regarding hijabs as well.
Thinking itās the least bit okay to record total strangers and post the videos online to demonize them.
Trying to force content creators to cater to THEM instead of creating what they want to.
Actually trying to convince people that air conditioning is sexist. Ā It worries me that there are three separate sources for this.
Calling in false bite reports in order to get someoneās domesticated pet taken away and euthanized, simply because they were against the owners having it for a pet.
Trying to turn a holiday established by a woman into a āpatriarchal conspiracyā.
Constantly trying to hijack tragedies, and try to use them as a political step stool, regardless of the feelings of the families and friends of the deceased (including literally erasing the fact that there were twice as many male victims as female in the Elliot Rodger case, and even claiming they were āaccidentalā killings , when three of them were his first victims, and were stabbed to death, and despite that Rodger himself expressed a hatred of men, as well as an intent to kill āanyone in sightā). Ā On top of that, his blog was filled with posts about how much he hated full-blooded Asian men.
Someone on here is currently facing jail for pushing razorblades in front of their suicidal sister, and telling her to kill herself for having āstraight-passing privilegeā.
Hereās someone who not only had a knife sent to their home address with a note reading āPlease kill yourselfā, but someone also called 911, and gave a false report saying that he was suicidal.
Hereās someone that had a false police report filed on them, and had to stop the SWAT team from entering his house.
Hereās someone who had a syringe sent to their home address.
Hereās someone asking a young mother if her infant child has died yet.
The same people also tried to illegally have said motherās husbanddeported.
SJWs from this site caused a woman to lose her job, because they decided to harass her boss via email (she has since gotten her job back). Ā Why? Ā For making comics based directly on interactions she witnessed on tumblr, complete with links to those interactions as sources.
Hereās a teenage girl trying to take a little boyās attempted suicide, and make it all about her. Mind you, she and her followers are people that perpetrate the exact same kind of bullying that this boy tried to end his life over. Ā And they still continue to do it.
Here are her followers threatening people with death and violence over things as pointless as fandom polls.
People on tumblr were the ones who CAUSED the āraidā on tumblr by trying to ā#shutdown4chanā. Ā 4chan became bored after a single night, while tumblr continued crying like babies, and making false claims that people on 4chan were ābeing arrested by the FBIā.
Hereās a sampling of even more examples of people abusing activism to basically act like entitled bullies.
Yet more examples, but in screencap form.
Even more screencaps.
People even fucking COSPLAY as tumblr (hereās another for good measure). Ā Pretty sure that says a lot about the overall perception people have of this site.
People on here want to blame theyāre bad sjw reputation on everything but themselves. Sorry but the rest of the world is not willing to live that lie.
shout out to @tenaflyviper the master of sources for being awesome
Didnāt see anybody complain when Sonic Boom had Knuckles talk about feminism. Why was that okay and highly praised on here, but when another cartoon points out a flaw (which is prominent in feminist, sjwĀ groups,) itās not suitable for children andĀ āpolitics should be separated from cartoonsā?
Like these people care about children.
This website cheered when a mom kicked her child out of the house for voting wrong and if a collection remember this
And they were laughing their asses off when a sixth grader got his ass kicked over a maga hat like
These people talking about children could care less.
True. Itās repulsive how they can just switch from acting like they want to protect children to laughing like a pack of hyenas and bend over backward justifying things like that.
And then thereās all the horrible fandom stuff.
You want to talk about getting mad over a message. All you do is search of bismuth and look at the endless outrage over anti-violence message. But if you want a fucked-up fandom starter kit look no further then the Tokyo Ghoul fans the demand Creator commits suicide story HERE
To say the Tumblr sjw Community has a few skeletons in their closet is an understatement. They have a Narnia Cemetery behind every closet door.
āpassing privilegeā is not a real thing.
the term āpassingā was, iirc, used to describe african americans whose skin and facial features were light enough that they could escape from slavery to somewhere else and live in a state of constant fear of being found out.
people who couldĀ āpassā did not have any sort of privilege; they simply lived out their oppression in different ways. they still suffered at the hands of the system that had been built to subjugate them.
arguing that anyone who is oppressed hasĀ āpassing privilegeā is fundamentally misunderstanding what passing is and how dangerous it is.
a trans womanĀ whoĀ āpassesā for a cis woman is in as much danger of being a victim of violence, of being murdered, as her non-passing sisters, especially if a cis man feelsĀ ātrickedā into finding aĀ āmanā attractive.
a bisexual man whoĀ āpassesā for heterosexual is more likely to be abused by hetero and homosexual partners, who will then blame his sexuality for dissatisfaction in the relationship.
aĀ āhigh functioningā neurodivergent person will suffer the same lack of accommodations as aĀ ālower functioningā person with the same disability, but will be expected to achieve more because they arenātĀ āreallyā affected by it.
passing means having your struggles erased or consideredĀ ālesserā because thereās a chance that you could be seen asĀ ānormalā in the eyes of passersby.
this is not a privilege. itās living your life in terror of being found out. itās being denied access to the community and services that claim to support you.
itās oppression in its most insidious form; it pretends that you have gained something positive through the way you experience oppression.
HOW TO FACT-CHECK ON TUMBLR
A few notes:
Do this for every informative/news-related post you want to reblog. The fewer reblogs a false report gets, the less it spreads.
The best thing you can do for a false report is not reblog it at all, OR start your own post to debunk it, with a link to the original. If you reblog to debunk it, your reply will get lost in the huge amount of notes, and you will just end up spreading the misinformation further.
Sometimes a totally unlikely story turns out to be true! Itās even more fun to reblog it when youāve confirmed that itās real.
This feels awfully relevant to me atm
Canāt risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
Damnit
āIād like to imagine this character is transā
ā Fine
āTHIS CHARACTER IS TRANS. THEY ARE MY SMOL BABY AND THEY ARE TRANS. AND IF YOU DONāT THINK THEY ARE YOU ARE A TRANSPHOBIC ASSHAT AND ARE GUILTY OF TRANS-ERASUREā
ā Yikes
This post managed to hit 20k with minimal discourse and Iām just glad Iām not the only one whoās tired of this.
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So some shit has gone down and my family needs your help.Ā
My fiance Mrikul attempted to go on disability leave from his place of work for a month a half in order to get his newly diagnosed Fibromyalgia and severe anxiety, as well as a flurry of other diagnoses that have come out in the last two weeks (depression, inflammatory arthritis, continued soft tissue damage, recovery from abuse to name the most pressing.)Ā
His work at first tried to only approve him for one week off for management of the Fibromyalgia symptoms, and instructed him to apply for more time as part of the anxiety diagnosis and get his psychologist to do a write up proving his case.Ā
Heās been working so hard on pain management techniques, stress management and going to multiple doctors appointments, specialists, lab work, bone scans and therapy appointments ever since he took the time off in order to try and get things back together.Ā
We thought everything was all good to go as we hadnāt heard back from his HR person (to boot HR is in a different province and they have had to be corrected a number of times on how disability laws work differently in our province). We got notice that his HR person felt that his psychologist was ābiasedā and that he would not be approved for disability and he was to to return to work asap.
Ā He has barely come down from a panic attack since, they have also decided to not pay him for the past month that they kept him as āpendingā. We have 500$ of our 1100$ rent. We just need 600$ to cover this month.Ā
Iām able to send surprise organic soap bundles (3 bars) for donations of over 20$ (I just need a screen shot)Ā
We are seeking legal advice from the disability advocacy group in our city. Please, I donāt ask for help often, we are two disabled people trying to get by in the world. My paypal is [email protected]
Michael laying some truth down.
THIS! FUCKING UNMUTE THIS AND LISTEN TO IT!
Just throwing it out there
If youāre the kind of person withĀ āunfollowing anxietyā I want you to know itās okay to unfollow me
Ā I donāt care if weāre mutuals, friends in real life, family, whatever
You arenāt obligated to follow me, I donāt keep track of followers/unfollowers, I donātĀ ādo inventoryā and see if my mutuals are still following me, and I definitely donāt everĀ ācall outā someone for unfollowing me
OK SO PORTRAITS
In my class were making portraits so for one part I decided "why not use markiplier" So i chose this picture
BUT while I was drawing it I got lazy so for the hand I just traced over it and did a copy paste
THIS is the result
IāVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN MY CLASS FOR AN HOUR NOW
I AM INTERNALLY SCREAMING
@markiplier I AM SO SORRY