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personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

pyaarisms

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

thatstupidache

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

kindred-spirit-93

i put the shit (quality) in shit post (⌐■_■) asmr thumbnails for my one and only @cat-n-bug-team <3 @hadalplumes @xiaonme also lol

hippietrashcan

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr:

boycritter

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

boycritter

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

birdsagainsthumanity

Fish in the great lake being like

birdsagainsthumanity

Wait shit wrong fucking post

official-michigan-posts

officical michigan post

Water tribe siblings !!!

chungledown-bimothy

reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

nojglisrenaissance

I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude

cecil-speaks

reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.

Its me reblog to tell me that

sevastiel

Same thing with young adults. It can still get better. Your thirties aren’t when you’re getting old, that’s 70s-80s and we all know old people can be cool as hell anyway.

It might take time. More than has already passed, but it will get better.

It gets better. It does, right? Yeah. Yeah it gets better.

the-haiku-bot

It might take time. More

than has already passed, but

it will get better.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

nicoforlifetrue

shockingly getting out of that fucking house and into anywhere else does wonders for your ability to function!

egberts

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curioscurio

a-delicate-touch

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

a-delicate-touch

if you:

can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

i-suggest-vore

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

a-delicate-touch

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

i-suggest-vore

Feet

combataromantic-deactivated2026

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

combataromantic-deactivated2026

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.