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♓ sun, ♉ rising

[asylphintheclouds-deactivated20]

The local oldies station just played "All Star" by Smashmouth. Which was made in 1999 and popularized again in "Shrek" in 2001.

"All Star" is an oldie.

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[neckkiss]

Into the Wild (2007)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[softforcal]

WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS FREEK OUT WHEN I ASK THEM TO SPIT IN MY MOUTH? NEED A REAL KING THAT CAN HANLDE

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[stylesinthewild]

Now, I don’t know if you’ve heard or not but I’m not in a boy band anymore, I’m in a man band now.

[bleedhoney]

What nice dogs

[dialnfornoir]

[oknope]

when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time. 

[oraclesowl]

I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

I came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

oOF

[misandry-and-reverseracism]

Shut the fuck up I hate this

[alternativeblkgal]

is this true cause like…mood

[cosmic-noir]

IS THAT TRUE BITCH WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

[cosmic-noir]

Omg y’all better check ya kids art AND FUCKING MEAN IT

[queenhomeslices-blog]

Oh GOD this explains literally everything

[burgundydahlia]

I have been called out

[re-e-e-e-ex-marxley]

[thriftedrose]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is still the funniest thing thats ever happened to me

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

bruh who was goofys wife

[striikee]

HOLY SHIT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

I REBUKE

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

Goofy likes white girls…typical negroid

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

his wife really wanted a mixed breed dog baby but when she found out max looked identical to his father she just packed her shit and dipped?

[pooyngalfuturo-deactivated20240]

she look jus like him according to this

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

bruh how many baby mamas does goofy have

[striikee]

Add this one to the list…

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

and miss marpole…goofy really just has a surplus of ass to clap in huh

[striikee]

How the fuck did goofy swim in so much pussy and how did we never realize this before now

[cheolchoi]

Goofy “Pussy Destroyer” Goof

[kingjaffejoffer]

We knew goofy was a dog when we met him

Let that boy bury his bone

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

Goofy been throwing dick around like a Gatling gun

[computasputin]

Issa metaphor for how all y’all hoes be fucking wit one goofy ass nigga

[queenoftongues]

This entire post was hilarious

[wiszvnheimer]

Posts like these are why i have a tumblr

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

[pissvortex]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Leave the mall santas alone