Gay boy goin' through life happy.

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

i just started watching fullmetal alchemist and i hate this little girl and her dog i hope they both get fused into one entity and then get mercy killed

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

fuck yeah

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[wolfbrotherzach]

[red-lipstick]

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

this has aged well

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

We’ve all had these days.

[ivcath]

sometimes u take a 42g protein fairlife shake and mix it w more milk and protein powder and it tastes like chocolate flavored cement but also u are getting the gains

[ivcath]

sometimes. you mix plain nonfat greek yogurt with protein powder and you don’t add enough yogurt and made a sort of edible vaguely chocolate caulk

[ivcath]

help i made dry yogurt

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[ladybugsandchats]

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

[novafuzzcheeks]

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

[great-tweets]

I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.

[oneheadtoanother]

103 narsty narsty years

[ionophone]

"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it

[ionophone]

i have faith this will find its target audience. look at my post, boy.

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

can we get this guy 1 million notes

[itsagifnotagif]

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

[wizardlyghost]

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

[wizardlyghost]

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

[riftclaw]

oh fuck yeah this is the coolest

[bogleech]

Log in to your old neopets accounts and claim some trick or treat bags I guess!

[woodmeat]

soon as she unblocks me the wedding is back on

[woodmeat]

153k notes and y’all don’t even kno I made this post about communismkills

[lastoneout]

As long as we're talking about weird sibling texts y'all gotta see this completely unprompted banger my sister sent me the other day.

[lastoneout]

She didn't even tell me where she got it.

[lastoneout]

SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING DOLLARS??????

[dittolicous]

loo lbr thats just how groceries are these days

[lastoneout]

I fucking hate inflation we can't even have canned tuna in this hell world!!!

[lastoneout]

So I looked up reviews of this specific tuna and I have several things to report:

1) Apparently it really is just that fucking good.

2) There's an artisan version they sell made with tuna belly which is reportedly phenomenal and despite the $21 price tag I genuinely want to try it.

3) The youtubers who review canned fish are simultaneously the weirdest and most boring people who have ever lived and I'm completely obsessed with them.

[lastoneout]

Pfft, don't threaten me with a good time.

[lastoneout]

Fuck it, 10k notes and I buy the $7 tuna and try it on stream. 50k and I'll get the expensive stuff too. Have fun <3

[manolizer]

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Do you ever like physically feel yourself pass your mental breaking point and then all you can think is “oh these next few days are going to be interesting”

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Like you’re just sitting there silently and on the outside you seem fine and gathered but in your head you’re like “oh this is gonna hit me like a train any second”

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Glad to see all 19k of us are clearly fine and okay

[farewell-persephone]

microwave food instructions that tell you to wrap the food in a paper towel are just a Trojan horse for Big Paper Towel to start marketing paper towels as a food product. well I'm one step ahead of those corporate motherfuckers. I'm already eating the damn things

[farewell-persephone]

I don't think that will be necessary

[byjove]

I love leather and I love fur and I don’t mind arguing about it.

[byjove]

“Do you think it’s okay to slaughter animals for their skin?” I eat them too AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH

[byjove]

“doctor I’m wearing a leather jacket and eating a hamburger please you have to take me away I’m a danger to society”

[byjove]

don’t go in there