i just got arrested for being too ugly
can someone come bail me out
on my way!
can someone come bail me out
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@takesheltah
i just got arrested for being too ugly
can someone come bail me out
on my way!
can someone come bail me out
Look them in the eyes while you reach all your goals.
hey not to be absolutely fucking morbid on main or anything but if we do reach a point where the rich try to escape extinction by fleeing earth to live on their secret mars colony or whatever my dying moments will be taking solace in the fact that a society comprised solely of the 1% of the richest people on the planet will tear itself apart in under a year
can’t wait for Fyre Fest 2 on mars
not to be overly optimistic on main but without the 1% we might stand a chance
I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts
i must make…
b e a d l i z a r d
B…
B e a d l i z a r d
I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge
ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..
me while my best friend gives birth
great opportunity to sing born this way
INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3
link below to see:
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credit to: ketul
Zoomed in and found this gem
I think I found someone who knows about the camera
Hello there, observant person!
uh oh
i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad
bonus:
special protected fire hydrant
Bucket
Hello darkness my old friend
damnnnnn
enemy spotted
i spent a solid 10 minutes zooming into the distance to find anything gay
and here they are, reblog for thriving queer energy
no offense but i have every right to not trust men
Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are
I thought it was the same person ngl.
I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.
THERE’S AN UPDATE
Stephanie is a true hero.
my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet
clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
#relatable
The realest thing about this pumpkin is that I only had scented candles to put in there.
I literally can’t breathe
it’s november 1st merry christmas everyone
a lot of people think it’s not possible for poetry to be bad. these people are wrong
what are your thoughts on this
actually every poem except this one is bad
This cat is broken what the fuck