[talbot-larry]

Does Schmnonnie Schmepp realize no matter how many Hot Topic shirt characters he was billed as he'll never beat Michael Caine's Scrooge

[talbot-larry]

Like literally the new trailer for 'Ebenezer' boasts 'from the talent that brought you Jack Sparrow.... Edward Scissorhands...and the Mad Hatter' like bestie that wasn't talent that was a make up artist and costuming, Johnny bitch just walks like he's wearing too small shoes saying 'ooooh I am... peculiar.... i am sooo odd and mysterious yessss, girls with nightmare before Christmas tattoos LOVE me....'

[talbot-larry]

Does Schmnonnie Schmepp realize no matter how many Hot Topic shirt characters he was billed as he'll never beat Michael Caine's Scrooge

[talbot-larry]

On my way to the Hadestown screening babyyyyyyyyyyy

[talbot-larry]

Found this dope ass jumper that would look great in my fall wardrobe this year but remembered I exist with normies who like to make Comments

[filmgifs]

THE HAUNTING — 1963, dir. Robert Wise

[seasonofhorror]

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK

1988, dir. James Signorelli

[talbot-larry]

Watching Kaz Rowe's Werewulf discourse video and I know I made a 10 minute video complaining about Wolfman 2025 before it came out but holy fuck people

[talbot-larry]

'It actually deeply inaccurate to portray the medieval ages as dirty and hurts my feewings 🥺'

Don't care, I'm SEATED

'It's actually abelist because it shows disabled people and I'm gonna make an assumption so I can feel offended therefore correct'

Little early to assume that, anyways whatever I'm SEATED.

'I'm sooo tired of colorless filmmmm gimme color'

You can watch another movie dont care I'm SEATED

We are getting a new werewolf movie that actually looks like heart and thought was put into it

I

Am

SEATED

[talbot-larry]

Watching Kaz Rowe's Werewulf discourse video and I know I made a 10 minute video complaining about Wolfman 2025 before it came out but holy fuck people

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[tio-trile]

Something something vampires have no reflection so he can't even try to see his brother's face anymore when he looks into the mirror

[night-dawn-day]

The Thing (1982) + favorite quotes

[talbot-larry]

Started journaling on my laptop last week and had a great time until I found out I had to have a MEMBERSHIP to yap to noone. It came with a password and everything. If anyone knows any good windows applications for journaling, @ me

[campmiasmas]

MEGAN LAWLESS as SARAH HARPER OBSESSION (2025) dir. Curry Barker

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[talbot-larry]

My previous reblog about werewolf aus reminded me how a couple nights ago I was checking the tumblr werewolf tag and there was just an excessive amount of Pitt fans imagining a werewolf au of the show and they were all based around the guy who looks like the littlest pet shop hamster of all people. Idk if they all come from the same discord server or if Whitacker just exudes werewolf energy that I'm just not picking up. I hope they're having fun.

[crazysnor1ax]

yeah

[talbot-larry]

My brain wants to vape so bad I had dreams about it last night