Tales from the Monstercat Family Hub Slack

The best quotes from the MFH Slack group, AKA the intellectual goldmine of the entire Monstercat community. No actual usernames will be posted.

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Home Alone: MFH Edition

Kevin McCallister: I'm home alone and I have no idea as to why

Worried friend: You have no idea why you are home alone? That’s bad

Kevin McCallister: Like seriously

Kevin McCallister: I woke up

Kevin McCallister: To the dogs barking

Kevin McCallister: Like 15 minutes ago

Kevin McCallister: And when I saw no one was home I was like

Kevin McCallister: 'What the hell?'

Kevin McCallister: And then got on my PC

Kevin McCallister: Hence why i'm taking here right now

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Grabbitz

Desperate: oh ye grabbitz usually likes things if hes mentioned in the tweet xd

Desperate: xD

Desperate: gogogogo

Desperate: phish for his likes

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Misheard Monstercat lyrics

Gangster dad: NOW WE RAAAAAAAAAAISED A GANGSTER SOOOOOOOOOOON

Random: RESPECT YO MOTHER, TY

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026 predictions

Curious: wait the spaceship that blew up is abck?

Curious: back?

Curious: full of little mcats?

Curious: http://prnt.sc/affoax

Interpreter: I think he built a new one and copied evil monstercats from the data on the flash drive xD

Bystander 1: xD

Curious: xD

Bystander 2: xD

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Rumors

Paranoid: omg stop spreading rumors about me!!!1111!!!11!1!

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Karma

Karma Fields fan: I'm good, Karma Fields is secretly spinning records and they will merge soon

Traitor: left #predict

Bystander: dayum

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Laura Baerehm

Curious: laura baerehm

Bystander: it's another Stickup!

Creator: "Laura Baerehm" was my idea.

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Protostar

Protostar fan: PROTOSTAR IS GETTING REKT BY MEMES AGAIN

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Bee

Bee Lover: THERE'S A BEE

Scaredy-cat: AHHH!!!

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666% profit

Techie: But these awesome reviews on that PC you wanted

Techie: http://prntscr.com/aebdex

Interested buyer: that pc looks awesome

Uninterested buyer: dont want that pc lmao

Interested buyer: I just need to sell my soul to satan and get 666% profit

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Kappa

Confident: NO BASEMENT CAN CONTAIN ME

Random: Kappa

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Prophets and Zedd shirts

Prophet: i predict something:

Prophet: Shirtposter will post a picture of a Zedd t-shirt

Bystander: Something with Surface

Bystander: Pretty sure

Prophetess: I predict that we're all gonna move to #random :D

Shirtposter: Guys i found one

Shirtposter: for

Prophetess: :o

Shirtposter: …..

Shirtposter: http://prntscr.com/ac01kw

Shirtposter: hehe

Prophet: SEE?!

Prophetess: OH MY FUCKING GAWD

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Cri

Trigger: I think I made Crybaby cri

Trigger: Oops

Crybaby: wat

Crybaby: LOL

Crybaby: i cri

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Anime Madeon icon

Madeon fan: SCREW IT, I'M KEEPING ANIME MADEON AS MY ICON

Madeon fan: CUZ HE TOO QT