Tales of a Drunken JamJar

wherin drink is drunk and tales are told

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[yokowan]

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[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

✨️Tarkle on, it's Tuesday! Don't forget to kill the iron golem in 5 hits, then slip off some rafters and die✨️

[goo-goo-babies]

[inhumanbaron]

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[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[d-c-walker-deactivated20200905]

Post that lives in my head rent free

[great-tweets]

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

[idhren]

turn on the sound

[trickstertime]

I was thinking about this post last week and didn’t even bother trying to search for it cuz how in the fuck would you describe it in a way that tumblr search would find

[thedinosaurprince]

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[longzone222]

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[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[thetetra]

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[annimator]

WHAT THE FUCK

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[hentairobot]

don't get me wrong, akihiko yoshida's artwork is beautiful and unique but i really cannot take final fantasy tactics that seriously when everything looks so cute

[hentairobot]

ready to cast her little spells...

[hentairobot]

[patchoulol]

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[rubynyoro-n]

[cassettecolonthree]

in wigan hes as good as gone.....

[jecenifo]

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[hematite2]

I legitimately fucking lose my shit at this every time it comes on my dash it’s one of my favorite NV posts

[psipudding]

animating with davinci resolve is hell

[strawberry-crocodile]

Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

[sleepy-frog-lady]

I don’t know what this post is trying to tell me

[predatory-lesbians]

the missile knows where it is

[galaxywarp]

it knows this because it knows where it isn’t

[brucebocchi]

i’m going to spare you all from having to read the repulsive garbage matt walsh spewed to garner this reply, but god damn if this isn’t a precision orbital strike

[tpwrtrmnky]

The weirdest way to engage with fiction by far, in my opinion, is taking the "chronological order is strictly better always" approach to sprawling (video or tabletop) game settings and then insisting it's a good entry point. Like. You realize the creation myth of the world and the Ancient Precursor War lore aren't things people will care about unless they're already invested in the story, right?

[tpwrtrmnky]

Like I promise you, promise you, that someone whose first exposure to warhammer 40k lore is an infodump about the Old Ones and the Necrontyr is going to have a worse time than someone who just starts at page 1 of any given 40k core book, which says:

And!!!

As a bonus. This means that you're introduced to the Emperor with the important part, that he failed completely, and his empire is ass, before you get any of the Emperor glazing in the Horus Heresy.

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[yaoiboypussy]

[yugirimistwalker]

image i made of this !