ben should def have had a scar on his neck. he was strangled with a wire aggressive as fuck soo plus just adds to the his tragic ass
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ben should def have had a scar on his neck. he was strangled with a wire aggressive as fuck soo plus just adds to the his tragic ass
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Would you share why you didn’t like Bodies Bodies Bodies?
The film just felt like a lot of nothing to me. Spoilers for it for anyone who is interested in it.
Like people talk about it as if it's this updated version of And Then There Were None that satirises the USAmerican upperclass but it has none of the bite that Christie's work had. Though there are issues with And Then There Were None (spoilers for it I guess), Agatha Christie pretty ruthlessly satirised the British upperclass of the time and part of why it worked so well is that every character is already a murderer of sorts before they come to the island. They are all already bad people whose selfishness lead directly to people dying.
The character in Bodies Bodies Bodies are... not that. Their biggest crimes are being wealthy, being annoying and being Gen Z. The fact that they all turn on each other is meant to represent the way people immediately turn on one another on the internet via cancellation and mob justice and all that, but like, 1) that's a wider internet trend than the people represented by the films' characters and 2) the film is not clever enough for that to work. Because all the characters are knobheads so of course they'd turn on each other, and also, this is a common trope seen in films made before the advent of the internet.
Obviously the film isn't a 1:1 to And Then There Were None but it clearly takes inspiration from it and also it's very easy to compare the two and Bodies Bodies Bodies comes out lacking. I would probably enjoy the film more if it didn't ape And Then There Were None so much because wow this film really defangs Christie's best work.
Bodies Bodies Bodies doesn't effectively satirise anything. It mostly just makes fun of Gen Z because haha they care so much about internet and phone, and idk I think that's a tired trope and a complete misunderstanding of Gen Z.
It also falls into some of the traps that it's meant to be satirising. Like there's the whole thing between Sophie and Bee where they're not really honest with each other and don't know each other that well, and part of that is indicated by Bee being confused and worried when Sophie says she loves her because they've been dating for 6 weeks and all that, but to quote Eileen Jones:
"But love isn't necessarily defined by knowing each other well. That's more of this nonsense people believe now, that the only real love is healthy, wholesome, and balanced, like a high-fiber diet, when real love can be volatile, dangerous, annihilating. There's no reason, initially at least, to think Sophie can't be honestly in love with Bee."
Like I'm supposed to think Sophie is lying to Bee about loving her when like, yeah, you can feasibly be with someone with six weeks and love them. That's not a sign of dishonesty. And like their rocky relationship is fairly important to the plot itself so like, I need to genuinely believe in this dishonesty, which I didn't initially.
The film isn't all bad, like the cinematography is great and the sound design is very effective, considering how repetitive this story can get, the pacing was pretty good. The acting is all very good, especially Amandla Steinberg and Maria Valcheva Bakalova. If Valcheva Bakalova wasn't in this film, I'd probably have turned it off halfway through.
I did also really enjoy the reveal that Greg is a vet as in, a veterinarian and not a military vet. That was pretty funny. I'll give the movie that.
If it had been that clever throughout, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. But it's not. It's trying to do something and is falling flat on its face most of the time.
Especially the ending. Where 1) the ending really shows how much And Then There Were None inspired the film and 2) how much better And Then There Were None is. One ends with the characters killing themselves because there's no way to save themselves after all that's happened, and the other ends with a character gripping a smartphone and yelling "I've got coverage!"
If I didn't dislike the film by then, that final line really made it.
If you similarly didn't like the film the way that I didn't, I'd recommend Eileen Jones' review. It's a very fun read and very cathartic.
I'm gonna fucking shoot myself if I see one more grabber x fem reader fanfiction. HE. IS. GAY. Why are we so afraid of gay people hm? Like I get it sure, but come on we have ZERO gay rep in the slasher community. Let us have this, please. You can literally have all the other ones.
I don’t go into the Black Phone tags bc it makes me so mad seeing women post their stupid bullshit about the Grabber when he is canonically homosexual. Gay men just can’t have fucking ANYTHING HUH. Gonna start calling all of them homophobic so that they’re shamed into picking anyone other than the one canonically gay slasher we have
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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.
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People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.
It's October 3rd.
Hey uhhh why did you shape it..... like that
happy bi rights day to Fullmetal Alchemist and Mean Girls
happy penis day to Germany
It is also national boyfriends say (USA)
huh why don't i feel so good *remembers the curse on my bloodline* ohhhhhh
It's October 3rd.
Hey uhhh why did you shape it..... like that
happy bi rights day to Fullmetal Alchemist and Mean Girls
happy penis day to Germany
i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
Need it to be easier?
baby carrots (good dipped in ranch)
Celery sticks (add some peanut butter or cream cheese for extra flavor and protein)
Broccoli (good with ranch, cheese, or salt/pepper/butter)
Canned peas (you can microwave in a microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)
Bell peppers (cut into strips, good with cream cheese)
Canned green beans (can be microwaved in microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)
Hummus (good with crackers or tortilla chips)
Salsa (good with tortilla chips)
Guacamole (good with tortilla chips)
Need it in something?
Can't see it:
Hummus
salsa
Guacamole
Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):
Dressed up ramen - just toss in some random veggies in ramen of your choice. Pretty much everything I've tried goes fine with it.
Chicken pot pie
Vegetable soup (with so many together it's hard to taste any specific one!)
Chicken noodle soup
Sweet and sour pork (haven't tried it but chicken should be fine in place of pork)
Texture problems:
Need it soft:
Hummus
Salsa
Guacamole
Cooked carrots
Avocados
Beans (personally I prefer black beans and canned baked beans)
Peas (make sure to cook well, great value brand has the softest peas I've tried)
Cooked broccoli (note: it does smell bad while cooking)
Cooked asparagus (note: also smells bad while cooking)
Cooked zucchini and squash (good together but can be eaten separate)
You can also puree most vegetables and eat with a spoon or use them as a dip
Needs to be crunchy:
Raw carrots
Raw celery
Raw bell peppers
Salad (remember you can put whatever you want in it! Even if that means no lettuce)
Most veggies are okay raw, and are usually very crunchy
Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:
Snap peas
Brussel sprouts
Cabbage
Water chestnut
Bamboo shoots
Broad texture tips:
You can change textures by eating raw, cooking, chopping, pureeing, etc
You can separate different textures to use in different ways (ie using broccoli tops in a soup and eating the bottoms raw)
It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).
Remember that vegetables are important because they contain nutrients that other foods don’t contain. NOT because they are low calorie.
Eating vegetables slathered in pork fat is always better than not eating vegetables. In fact fat will help you absorb the nutrients. Get those nutrients in your body by any means necessary.
Don't fall into the trap of thinking that you HAVE to eat vegetables raw or steamed or some other diet-culture-approved way.
The buttery, honey-drizzled vegetables you will actually eat are WAY better than the plain steamed ones you DON'T eat. It's not like the butter and honey take AWAY the vegetables' nutrients. They don't.
plurality be silly as hell sometimes why I get so stressed the fucking milf alter has to tell me to calm down 😭
like wdym Mitsuki Bakugou is calming me down from a panic attack
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Digital Production of Ride the Cyclone
So a digital theater group I'm in is doing a production of ride the cyclone and we've had a few people drop out so we're looking for people. We have our Jane Doe and our Mischa Bachinski, we're looking for Ocean O'Connell-Rosenburg, Constance Blackwood, Noel Gruber, Ricky Potts, and The Amazing Karnak. Please get back to me if you have any interest whatsoever.