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she’s breaking in
wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.
this post is especially good when read as a haiku
Roman emperor in a lower temperature
…Caesar in the freezer
…Ruler in the cooler
…Julius in the coolius
Julius in the Coolius
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Once Upon A Deadpool | Trailer
It’s that time of year again!
You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.
but where’s my boy 480 Otis?
480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.
My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.
My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER
FUCKING U N I T
This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.
Y’all too old to be saying you don’t like vegetables and/or water.
Small, slightly obscure, but really cool thing that happens in episode 1 of Yuri!!! On Ice that I don’t think a lot of people caught:
The snow.
They probably weren’t watching the weather forecast there in the first two shots, they were watching the news. This cold front came literally out of nowhere, as, like the announcer says, it was supposed to be a perfect day for hanami, ergo going for a picnic to watch the cherry blossoms. But instead, lots of snow.
Now, for those of you who live in colder areas, like myself, you probably just went “well, unseasonal snow happens sometimes, I remember once we had snow in mid-May.”
For those of you who live in warmer areas, you probably went “idk how snow works, so I guess that sounds legit???”
No.
Snow in April on fucking Kyushu is beyond ridiculous, okay. They barely even get snow in the actual winter months. This is happening on April 11th - or even later - and they should be having temperatures in the 15-20°C/60-68°F range - or maybe even higher. And they probably were, before this. That’s why Yuuri’s so surprised and confused.
So why would they even bother including this?
Victor. It’s all about Victor.
In part, I suspect it’s a literary/poetry reference, even if I can’t quite place it, because “he came from the north, bringing ice and snow” is something of a universal literary image.
But mostly, it’s because, in Japanese, when someone does something highly unexpected and uncharacteristic, like, say, me cleaning my room, you express your surprise by saying “wow, does this mean it’s gonna snow tomorrow?”
And it didn’t just snow. It snowed a lot. It’s a reference to how ridiculously unexpected it is for Victor to wanna coach instead of skating himself, for him to show up in Japan out of the blue.
i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??
????????
ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE
Who can solve the problem between them?!!
source
When fish fight
Bold of you to assume they’re not having fun and playing a game
i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes
the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate
One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do
“be as a horse do” is my new favorite colloquialism.
Don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years
i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal