Things Tall George Says @tallgeorgesays - Tumblr Blog

People are always asking me, "You're so tall, how do you ride a BMX." Look, I only sit on it when I'm waiting in line to ride a feature. Other than that, the saddle is just something to push on with my knees while I'm doing rad shit.

Tall George on BMX sizing

#not cyclocross #bmx #tall people problems

I took one look at the guitar player and knew exactly what was happening.

Tall George on the cover band at Swan’s on Friday night

#sscxwc15vic #shitty cover bands #smashmouth #iron maiden #weezer?

Cross people problems: "what's lying around the house" is a pair of FMB tubs glued to Spinergy Rev Xs.

Tall George, on Sam Bell’s early-season SSCX wheel selection

#sscxwc15vic #where washed up polo players go to become even more washed up #weird bikes

Not only do we have terrible sex ed and a super high teen pregnancy rate, now we have a dickhead governor who thinks it's God's fault.

Tall George on Kentucky

#politics #jerks

Someone needs to tell her husband about cunnilingus.

Tall George, on a particularly uptight Victoria resident

#sscxwc15vic #lewdness #innocent bystanders

I didn't get inside the RX9 so much as I put it on.

Tall George, on fancy cars

#cars #submissions

Tall George on donut flavours

Tall George: Why no maple?

Lisa: I don't like maple.

Tall George: Won't they come and take your passport away?

#canada #food #True Love #donuts #thingslisasays #submissions

That thing is like a 911 reverse-engineered into a garden shed.

Tall George, on the Porsche Cayenne

#cars

This car is 25 years old, Emily. You can't do anything to it that hasn't already been done.

Tall George on chauffeuring after a muddy cross race

#cyclocross #queenscross #vcxc #mud #cars

So I was overhauling a Campy hub when Ed came upstairs and asked me what I was doing sitting down. I said, if I wasn't working on this hub, I'd say I'm taking my smoke break.

Tall George sitting down on the job

#fixing shit #tall george doesn't smoke #but the other Mighty mechanics do #slackers #Ed's response: 'Good point.'

We got a shit-ticket certificate and a trophy that you can hardly drink beer out of, but I plan on fixing that.

Tall George, on winning Cycling BC’s #1 shop for 2015 with Mighty Riders

#lewdness #beer #winning #fixing shit

I feel so in touch with the pavement when I'm riding a fixed gear.

Tall George, on fixed brakeless competitors at the 2015 Crown

#eastvancrown2015 #niceguys #crashing #pain #fixies #one gear one life #no brakes no life

Why don't we take this on over to Eton Street?

Tall George attempts to engage an opponent in some friendly dispute resolution

#eastvancrown2014 #tbt #violence #he wisely declined

You could not have put a spike up my ass with a sledgehammer while I was riding over that thing.