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I'm Tali. I'm obsessed with way too many things and bands are destroying my life. Ask me about my dogs.

[yabookers]

badass ladies: Celaena Sardothien - Throne of Glass (x)

[thoodleoo]

man you guys are always like “goth gf this” and “goth gf that” but when i march on rome yall run away. cowards

[s3lain3]

sir please u r too sexy

[museum-of-artifacts]

Amber bear amulet of neolithic hunter. c. 3500 years old

[strongbadgmail]

I will NEVER not reblog the 3500 year old gummy bear

[satorugojjo]

book hangovers are a real thing. what do you do, read another book? fucking cheaters. process that shit in tears and stare into space as if your whole life is a void. because it is.

[carygrantsbeard]

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

[crazyintheeast]

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

[velmajinkiesdinkley]

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

[kantstudies]

i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today

[remade35567643234543]

[kayforpay]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[kayforpay]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[unclebeanbag]

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[charlesoberonn]

Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

[fallen-gravity]

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

[naryrising]

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

[mantis-lizbian]

looking at Wikipedia’s pages for years, decades, or centuries can also be fun for this reason

[vintageeveryday]

Two Victorian ladies making a “Snow Lady” in 1891.

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[cxwardiice]

“Am I repressing trauma or can I genuinely not remember my childhood” a novel by me

[lowkeystillsleeping]

Is This Memory Real Or Did I Make It Up To Cope: a thrilling sequel

[thoodleoo]

“surely you can’t love every dog there is” listen here you unpeeled chestnut cerberus himself, three-headed guardian of hell who chases after the souls of the dead and whom hercules had to capture as one of his twelve labors, could show up in front of my face and howl his song of death and you bet your ass i’d still try to scratch his belly

[thoodleoo]

listen if somebody doesnt know about ancient roman penis charms then im sorry but i dont have the self-control not to share

[unhappydiaries]

the fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable not gonna lie

[not-nearly-as-loud]

[fanonical]

hogwarts house stereotypes

[forcestruck]

ravenclaw: NERDS

hufflepuff: tiny gay babies

gryffindor: will fight anything

slytherin: sells you out for a donut