Talon Wants You!

Well, Moira does, but we are trying to stop her from using human test subjects

[tinyrev]

stop scrolling!

this is absolutely urgent.

we’ve only got 16 days until the repeal of net neutrality goes into effect! do not forget about this issue! it will affect every single person who uses tumblr and other social media!

Now, there is a bill that would reverse the FCC’s decision to repeal net neutrality. We only need one more vote to make it happen! Get to calling your senators, folks! Don’t let these greedy, laizzes-faire assholes take away the web that connects us all, provides coping mechanisms, and platforms that inform the people.

[perkwunos]

[talonasks]

Heh, not a bad idea. I always could pull off a good bartender.

- Moira

[thingsmoirasays]

I’m not saying I’m going to

But if I were to hypothetically mix an experimental nanobot solution into someone’s milkshake tonight, who should I pick?

[thingswidowmakersays]

oh, wow. suddenly i’m lactose intolerant.

[thingsmoirasays]

Luckily for you, I have some lactose-free milkshake base, just for you. Technology is wonderful, isn’t it?

[talonasks]

Heh, I can’t even consume a milkshake, so I’m safe.

-Maximilien

PS: pick Sombra

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

[talonasks]

No fair! Jeff was going to be Talon’s announcer! With the power of the nerf hammer, we would be unstoppable! MUAHAHAHAHA

-Sombra

[thingsmoirasays]

Has anyone saying your last name accidentally said delorean?

Not accidentally.

[thingssombrasays]

Moira Deodorant

[thingsmoirasays]

It wasn’t funny the first sixteen times, Sombra, why would it be funny any time after that?

[talonasks]

I’m totally calling you Irish Spring now. *cackle*

-Reaper

[talonasks]

If any of you could invite one member of the cast to Team Talon, who would you pick?

Easy. We have been trying to get Hanzo to join the group since he joined Overwatch. Widowmaker disagrees, but he would be a vital member of the team, and might even bring Genji with if fortune shines upon us.

- Akande

[thingswidowmakersays]

my new hobby is starting fights between talon members.

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Don’t

[thingsmoirasays]

Do it.

[talonasks]

The base is trashed enough, I don’t want to clean it up again.

-Maximilien

[talonasks]

Remember that super long post that was in binary? Yeah, I translated it.... it's the entire opening to the bee movie.

I KNEW it! Haha, Sombra’s little secret will be exposed! She’s been taunting me for weeks with that. merci beaucoup, @sapphire-septembra .

- Amelie

[thingswidowmakersays]

ok so ur good ol' friend bagel croissant anon here again and im here to say that me and my friend we wanna fight you. meet us outside of Denny's at 2AM

which denny’s?

[thingsmoirasays]

It doesn’t matter, everyone knows every Denny’s links to every other Denny’s. It’s all the same Denny’s.

[talonasks]

One time at an @dennys , I hacked the little tableta they used for the waitlist so I could be first, and when I left I had ended in Numbani! That was interesting

-Sombra

[talonasks]

Cough Cough. Amigos, you might not know it, but this is an ask blog. You can, you know, ask questions and have one of us answer. It’s really cool.

-Sombra

[thingswidowmakersays]

How come you guys over at Talon have never considered recruiting Junkrat and Roadhog? I think they'd be a valuable addition to the team.

they’re dirty and gross and also junkrat would probably burn the place down within minutes. i’d quit if junkrat joined.

[thingsmoirasays]

Junkrat will join our organization over my cold, dead body.

[talonasks]

Reyes here. If Jamison and Mako joined us, they would ruin us. Roadhog would just get Moira to make him those weird puff cans, and Maximilien would be destroyed instantly by a concussion mine. Though on second thought...

[talonasks]

Moira here, and aahhh, good memories. I remember it like it was yesterday.

[talonasks]

Akande here, I cannot stop laughing from this meme! Gabriel is extremely inept at using computers!

[the-grimdark-emporium]

[talonasks]

@thingsjunkratsays

[thingswidowmakersays]

Sombra needs to get a widowmaker puppet and then she can recreate all of her favorite widowxreaper fanfictions

… i’m sorry but what?

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

What the fuck

[thingsdoomfistsays-deactivated2]

i think we should check sombra’s browsing history.

[talonasks]

Sombra here, and NO! You do not want to go there @thingsdoomfistsays , also when did you make you guys make your own blogs?! I thought we agreed we were all corriendo esto juntos!

[things-mercysays]

I hear chirping? A lot of it.

[things-mercysays]

There are.. a bunch of birds in the hallway.

[things-mercysays]

Bastion..?

[thingsbastionsays]

Oh dear.

[things-mercysays]

I have counted 243 birds

[thingsorisa-andefi-say]

every single one of them is a friend !

[talonasks]

Amelie here, I can take care of your bird problem Team Overwatch, since your living mini gun obviously doesn’t know how to dispense of them and Orisa appears to be cassé. We can discuss price afterwards. Au revoir

[thingsbastionsays]

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[talonasks]

Sombra here. muy divertido, mi amigo, muy divertido. Hilarious watching everyone at Talon trying to figure out what it means!