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based on a twitter post by @_engineerPlier_ ! found here.
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the convict and yancy.. respectively.
based on a twitter post by @_engineerPlier_ ! found here.
It’s Sunday my dudesss. Time for your weekly Second Backup AU dose. (PREV / NEXT)
On this weekly episode of 3 idiots in a tin can-
Simon bachelor specialization is trying to stay alive. The Graces make first contact, again, and Simon has regular panic and then gay panic (PREV)
the whole fuckin lore
simon's brothers
PAHAHAHAHA ITS THE MARKIPLIERS AHHH AHAHAHAHAHAPAHHAAPAAAAHAAAA
Choose your fighter looking ahhh
How Bloodymary works in my head
Iron lung's quiet rapture was caused by the Pinhole God. He saw nothing there for there WAS nothing.
We know the Pinhole God has weird time powers (Simon simultaneously seeing his past and future self)
The Astrophage was made by the Pinhole God somehow sent to the past before space travel and mars colonies.
To everyone in Iron Lung the rapture was instant. To PHM it was slow and painful.
Iron lung plays out as normal. The SM-13 explodes.
The God Promised that Simon would live, so he ends up on Erid. I like to think AT-5 was Erid's moon so the jump wouldn't be as "big".
PHM plays out the same way too.
But because of Grace and Rocky's discovery, their two stars are the only viable ones (and Tau Ceti of course).
Maybe they send Taumoeba to other stars too.
From here there is a timeline split, Simon is displaced in time. He saved HIS timeline, bringing back much needed information. Or atleast gave everyone hope.
Ryland Grace and Rocky saves THEIR timeline. Protecting as many stars as they could.
It's important to me that Simon is fucked up. Like a half mutated eel tree. He's skeptical and willing to throw down.
He produces oxygen :3
Simon thinks he died and Grace is an angel showing him mercy in the afterlife. He doesn't think he deserves it.
He's not religious, but after meeting God he believes in something.
Grace is happy to have another human/ human adjacent person to talk to. Especially one who went through something similar. (Simon doesn't talk about the horror he went through, he thinks Grace is omnipotent and already knows. When he find out Grace is just human he has a *small* crisis)
Grace lives happily on Erid. Loves teaching. Loves the beach.
I think Simon would think the beach is his penance for his past. Gentle, mocking torment.
Rocky is there like an aquarium owner trying to get his fish to breed.
Simon learns that Grace is regarded as Savior of the Stars along with Rocky and has another *small* crisis.
He has so much devotion respect for both of them.
When Grace learns about the good and bad that Simon's done he also respects him. Still cares for him. (That man is a middle school teacher. I know damn well he wouldn't blame a brain washed child living through the apocalypse)
Simon sleeps outside so he can see the stars/ not be enclosed in small spaces.
Grace has Scary Dog Privilege.
I'll die on the hill that Simon is also really fucking smart. LET THEM BE LITTLE SMARTIES TOGETHER.
Basicly Simon is mentally and physically fucked up, met God, thinks Grace is an angel of Grace, and just wants to "live" the remainder of his days in peace.
Grace saved the Stars with Rocky and lives his best life on Erid with his best friend and scruncly... roommate, teaching the young minds of Erid.
Rocky is banging their heads together to make them kiss like Barbies.
Bloodymary Youtube Stars
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[Edit: I like to think Simon just fucking pops into existence in the bio dome without reason. Just *poof* here ya go Grace, new traumatized roommate. Emphasis on "mate".
Another thought is that blood tree grown on Erid's moon (what i head canon as A-T5) kinda clips through time? and Eridian scientists analyze it and find Simon. They study the radiation from him and discovered how to cure radiation poisoning, among other advancements.]
Project Hail Mary + Rainbow
[image description: seven gifs of scenes from Project Hail Mary color graded to the rainbow in order - red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet. End description]
Kinning troubles in the tags. Where else am I gonna put them
project hail mary is a fantastic movie that genuinely has me staring at the ceiling at like 2 am. god. its the concept of dying so others can live. what if the sacrificial lamb was there the whole time and taught the butcher how to build the slaughterhouse. what if the lamb was dragged there kicking and screaming and was told that it was dispensable because it had no one, not a family or a lover or even a dog and what if the lamb said that it just wanted to live. isnt that enough? isnt wanting to live enough? what if the lamb woke up alone and afraid but remembered enough about living and love to place his head on the chopping block anyway. and most importantly, what if the butcher wasnt a butcher but just the shepherd trying to save the rest of the flock
thinking about how Simon and Grace are touch starved and touch averse in such different ways.
Simon is probably used to casual touch because of how growing up on Eden in such close quarters meant it was inevitable that you’d bump into people every once in a while. but intimacy—physical and otherwise—is difficult because of those close quarters. there’s no privacy to let anyone in. and I imagine he’s starving for that non-platonic intimacy but, in equal measure, afraid of it, because it’s such a big unknown. he might not even know it’s something he wants (something he can want) until it’s offered to him, and he would probably be against asking for something like that, because if he didn’t need it before he definitely doesn’t need it now
whereas Grace is also probably used to casual touch in completely platonic settings—high fives from his kids, the normal ways you brush against other people when getting on a crowded bus or getting change from a cashier. he’s also probably had his fair share of intimate encounters (that throwaway line about pills in college, anyone?) but all of that is stuff he took for granted and didn’t even notice until his life became completely and abruptly devoid of it. so he’s probably starving for physical contact of any kind, but doesn’t know how to ask for it, because how do you ask someone to bump into you in a hallway? how do you ask a single person to help replace the day-to-day presence of society in your life?
anyway, the first time they’re passing in the Mary’s corridors and bump into each other I imagine they’d both break down crying because brushing against another person on accident is such a human thing that it inadvertently becomes the best reminder they’re not alone anymore, and won’t be alone again
Reverse AU, but with their scars!
Once again, me properly drawing out the scars of the boys but it’s on the other is crazy. I just really love this silly au, and a lot of you liked them too! Also I am a firm believer in every life, Simon has his harness. To comprise I gave Ryland a leg/hip harness. Ive honestly done a lot of thinking on how this au would work, so I’ll probably post more of them in the future. I started to research blood disorders, I am not letting that time go wasted /silly
Doodle dump below:
Reverse au reverse au reverse REVERSE AU RE-
I kept seeing ppl draw them in the other’s place and I just had to join. But imo, I 100% believe Ryland from the Iron Lung universe would be the clingiest most touch-starved version out of any of them. I don’t see him being able to reach the levels of anger Simon does, so he’s just a pathetic, wet dog. And I love that for him.
So naturally I drew him as the sap he is. God I love these two sm dude. They make me sick.
Also crazy I’ve drawn more Iron Lung accurate Ryland than I have Simon. Just been too focused on my au :b
It wasnt a terrible place to wake up after dying, all things considered.
Simon recognized the soft underlying hum of a ship immediately, even as all other senses seemed frayed and fuzzy.
It was the sound of home. Home without the bustle of bodies trying to fight for every second of survival. Home without the grime. What home could have been, if they were in a kinder, cleaner universe.
There was dull ache of pain. Again, just out of reach in his perception. The ghostly after images of what he just came from. He's sure they would pass any moment now.
It was a soft glow of white greeting his eyes, and a deep sigh of relief settles through his body. It wasn't dark. It wasnt red.
He takes another breath in, that ache just ever more present. He breathes in clean air. After his lungs fought to recycle air that was more panicked exhale than anything, he could tell the difference.
He hears music. Strange collections of tones and chords that he doesn't understand. It was distant, accompanied by a low voice, simply vibrations through the wall. When Simon closed his eyes again, he could mistake it for singing.
"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
the game is nearly over + the hounds are at the door