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[pandamatcha]

Iwachan getting too attached with Tokage… Oikawa is sad…

[mccoy]

cap 1: steve, the government says u can’t go after bucky

cap 2: steve, the corrupt government says u can’t go after bucky

cap 3: steve, the government of the entire world says u can’t go after bucky

steve: how about i do it… anyway… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[dantiloquent]

just remove “sound barrier” from your vocabulary, okay?

[victimbucky]

PROTECT BUCKY BARNES 2K16

because he’s a victim not a fucking villain.

[slimetony]

lets just turn abandoned shopping malls into affordable apartments and keep the food courts and comfy palm trees and fountains and places to sit that’d be real nice

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

everyones apartment would be one of the little shops. a small community

[slimetony]

I call the big anchor stores I’m gonna hang out with the mannequins at sears

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

dont reblog if you are not a gamer you wont understand this post

the wasd keys! just some all-around very good keys 

[piecomic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Pie Comic

[awwww-cute]

Riley and his best friend Teddy (Source: http://ift.tt/1O8sjZ8)

[thebootydiaries]

is staff ok

[nnellowdrama]

Maybe I should get one for Adam.

I thought you wanted him to like you? 

[baekphia]

“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo

[dolcefloss-deactivated20160531]

Lol Americans

[desenviespures]

Americans have literally no banter

[baekphia]

why did u colonize 90% of the world

[desenviespures]

lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))

[baekphia]

idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that

[oakslayy]

this will never not be funny

[neotheather]

[qanhowell]

“How does it feel?”

[fndungeonmom]

“We think she’s an amazing character. We think Scarlett Johansson’s portrayal of her is amazing. She’s a lead Avenger and has amazing stories in her own right to tell that we think would be fun to turn into a stand-alone franchise.”

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BACK OUT OF THIS MARVEL….

[exssardonyx]

general rule of thumb: history was gayer than you have been led to believe