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Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

you know someone is brain rotted when they refer to a crime scene in real life as a "true crime" scene

#true crime #thinking of legitimate crimes as podcast content has to genuinely be a mental illness #like get a grip #tangerine talking

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how it's feeling rn

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> my oyster

> configure my oyster

> release my pearl

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the brothers Area

I don't get why people are confused ab why (disregarding the security guard bs) chappel roan would be at the Hannah Montana reunion. like to show that the Iittle girls who grew up admiring Hannah/Miley were inspired by her and are now some of the biggest names in pop? duh?

#tangerine talking #hannah montana #chappell roan

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ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

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wha if instead of jimmy falon his name was jimmy talon and he was a great and terrible bird

pukicho

Any advice for a young programmer?

Quit. Get a job teaching people how to catch trout at your local Trout Hole. Retire at the ripe age of 80, rake in that sweet sweet trout retirement fund and coast until you pass away painfully at the age of 81.

I really like the good version of hazbin hotel that only exists in my head

#tangerine talking #hazbin hotel #vivziepop

countandra

This film made me love art again. [NE ZHA]

#ne zha 2 #ne zha

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I haven't seen the second movie yet but this is basically what happens at the end, right?

#ne zha

I wish people would stop accusing me of having tumblr

#tangerine talking

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

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i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

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spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

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