[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[beefs-art-blog]

oh shit look who I just pulled after clocking ninehundred thousand hours on Stewardess Smackdown

[oneheadtoanother]

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[shencomix]

My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete]

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[theconcealedweapon]

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[safetynotguaranteedx]

[davestriderpostscratch]

i think sollux is actually a very well-written example of a guy who is fundamentally a good person but is just mentally ill and an asshole

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[artbyblastweave]

Workshopping a new centrist third way moon landing conspiracy where they did actually go up there but left the cap on the camera by accident, so then they had to do a recreation on a soundstage and splice in the audio from the trip

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[hotvampireadjacent]

[teaboot]

My local grocery store is selling Devil Wears Prada 2 promotional shit in the bath section and while I've never seen the first one I can only imagine this to represent a massive escalation

[gooenthusiast]

No way i‘m the only one that read this as ‚bath salts‘ being the reason why the coffee isn‘t here.

[teaboot]

Cards Against Humanity ass advertisement

[karrakazz]

I enjoy reading the work of swifties because its fruitful 2 explore mindsets and experiences different from my own. For example: i think both of those lines are dogshit

[ryebreadgf]