Tango Tek Is The Best Hermit

Jay || He/They/It || 20 || TransMasc Non-binary || Panromantic Asexual || Big Tango Tek and co enthusiast ||

[tangletek]

I take to you like a fish to water not just in the sense that I was made for you, but more so, if I am anywhere else, I will only be able to breathe for as long as I have what remains of you on my skin, and I am going to fight my way back to you, and in trying to fight, I am going to breathe your protection to help me fight my best, but this means I breathe your protection too quickly, and the moment I have breathed all of your protection yet still am grasped in a predator’s hands, I am going to start choking and suffocating and my organs are going to shut down one by one, each increasing the likelihood that, even if I do make it back to you, I am never going to be the same, and even if I do make it back to you, I am going to be lesser than I used to be, and even if I do make it back to you, I might still not survive much longer than to be held in your safe hands for mere moments before you are forced to let me go, and if I don’t make it back to you at all, I am going to be dead.

[kikunai]

Transcript of Iskall's public statement 2025-01-30

Hallo! Two months ago, allegations were cast upon me about consensually chatting with a couple of adult women in the community, one of them

head mod of r/hc kdog has made a transcript for those who dont want to watch the video

[tangletek]

This is just my take, but I feel like, as content creators, you’re supposed to be held to a higher standard. Anyone in the public eye is held to a higher standard than the average person, especially creatives. Content creators are expected to be the best person they can be to the people that support them

In my mind, perusing any kind of personal connection with avid community members (especially while committed to another) throws the whole separate personal and professional lives aspect out the window. If you chose to intertwine your privilege and power as a CC with your personal and intimate life, you’d be forfeiting the separation of the two. You can’t have your cake and eat it, too, y’know?

I dunno that’s just what I feel after reading this statement. It’s left something acrid in my chest.

[enbyandyy]

omg now I have OBS I can actually download my favourite clip ever

I WANT TBE GENDER AAAAAAAAAAAA

[tangletek]

THIS

[gaymersalsa]

two statements from victims, re: iskall85

two friends of mine has been affected by what has happened, and i asked if it was okay to relay their words here.

the first one was originally tweeted but here is the statement in google docs form as well as a the pictures below the read more. the second one was shared in a private server and is being put out on reddit and twitter (edit: now on pastebin as well).

thank you for being respectful 💗

content warning: screenshots of sexual message, grooming

Kass's statement:

Mefallit's statement:

[tangletek]

Fuck Iskall. All my homies hate Iskall.

[fence-time]

???

OG insp

[tangletek]

I am contractually obligated to reblog any Real Life Tango Tek Jumpscare that happens across my Tumblr dot com feed.

[chipperretro]

never recovering from this clip of Skizz saying "what's up, fuckface?" 😭

[tangletek]

HELLO?!?!? SKIZZ?!?!?

[lem0nrat]

a collection of shit textposts i made at 2am

[zhukzucraft]

watching Zedaph's/Tango's latest episode be like:

uncensored version under cut

[tangletek]

That is them right there, officer…

[rinirosed]

I JUST SPENT SO LONG LOOKING FOR THESE IMAGES

anywhosles *runs off to go draw*

[tonia-aaaaa]

Old Double Life fanart that still goes hard, bc i put ridiculous amounts of thought into it back when i made it. This one was a hit on the 'gram.

[tangletek]

TANGO AND IMPULSE BEING CONNECTED WITH A REDSTONE WIRE OMG I’M GONNA CRY!!!

[tangletek]

The farmer’s hands are dirty as they lay their crop at the altar.

[pndrax]

doodle i lazily colored because the actual drawing wasnt doing it for me,,, plus a timelapse cause, idk why not?

anyway tango is attractive help

[tangletek]

I want to steal this art style… or eat it… one of the two.

[vex-ish]

[tangletek]

Zeedaf

[aris-has-a-paracosm]

They weren’t kidding. Those cooks sure are clumsy!

(Close ups below)

[tangletek]

Am I going to rewatch the old Clumsy Cooking streams to redraw screengrabs?

Am I going to abandon nearly Everything Else in my life for the next Several Weeks Months that it will take for me to do This?

Will This be what Kicks My Bucket?

All of those answers are a strong Maybe!

Ps: This is really amazing art and I have been Inspired! Thank you op!

[simplydm]

Impulse and Skizz as a demon and an angel respectively is also funny bc impulse has really good luck and Skizz has really bad luck. You see an angel and a demon fall from the sky and the demon lands nicely in a puddle of water, and the angel face plants onto a cactus. And they live like that forever

[wengine]

a really important distinction between mumbo jumbo the man and mumbo jumbo the monster is that like cc!mumbo is NOT a gamer? hes a tad nerdy but hes more of a jock. you will meet the type in filmworld occasionally and he does enjoy computer specs and such and clearly enjoys the puzzle of redstone but he got into youtube via bmx videos he has always been a jocknerd. not a geeknerd. now. c!mumbo is like the least athletic man of all time if you asked him to do a one block jump he would crumple into a sort of soggy paper ball and wither away. and he is VERY nerdy about redstone even if he's relatively specialized into machines and not farms, hes still interested in all mechanics. c!mumbo jumbo is, also, of course, very into deathpranks, as is normal for hermits. its enriching.

[wengine]

if you showed c!mumbo oliver brotherhood biking across europe he'd bluescreen