Tangorin Out of Context

The oddest example sentences pulled from online English ⇆ Japanese dictionary Tangorin (http://tangorin.com/)

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theory (理屈 / りくつ)

幼い子供が警官より走るのが速いと信じるのは理屈に合わない。 It is absurd to believe that young children can run faster than policemen.

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paradise;  heaven (天国)

神は言った。「私に勝てるわけがないだろう。有名選手は皆天国にいるのだ。」 "How can you win, Satan?" asked God. "All the famous ballplayers are up here."

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wing （翼）

この国の王は人ではなく、はるか天空に居られるという三対の翼を持つ神獣なんだ。 The king of this country isn't a person, but a divine beast with three pairs of wings said to be in far away in the sky.

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headache （ずつう）

うるさいなっ！少しの頭痛くらい我慢しろ。余は魔力がすっからかんだ。それもこれも姫のせいだぞ。Shurrup! Don't make such a fuss over a little headache. I'm flat out of magical power - this is all your fault!

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fish （魚）

お兄ちゃん、このお魚本当に美味しいの？黒鯛が極道に落ちて、全国指名手配されたみたいなお魚だよ？Hey, is this fish tasty for real? It looks like a fish that was a black porgy who'd fallen in with mobsters and been put on the countries most wanted list!?

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vegetable（野菜）

彼は逃げるように野菜売り場を立ち去って、精肉コーナーへ。 As if fleeing, he left the vegetable aisle to go to the meat corner.

いびつな野菜はお嫌いですか？ Do you hate misshapen vegetables?

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happiness;  good fortune;  luck;  blessing （幸せ）

私達の平和で幸せに満ちた日々を、一瞬で奪い去るこのテロリズムという行為は、まさに全人類にとっての敵と言えるでしょう。 The act known as terrorism, that rips away from us in an instant our peaceful days of happiness, is certainly worthy of being called an enemy to all mankind.

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happy;  glad;  pleasant （うれしい）

収量が多いからといって尊いとは思わないが、ドカンと発生していると、毒菌でもうれしいもんだ。 I don't think that they are valuable just because they have a large crop, but I'm glad when they sprout in great numbers - even when they are poison mushrooms.

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sun;  sunshine;  sunlight （日）

安倍内閣は、第９０代の内閣総理大臣に指名された安倍晋三が２００６年９月２６日に発足させた内閣である。 The Abe Cabinet is the Cabinet inaugurated on September 26, 2006 by Shinzo Abe, who was appointed as Japan's 90th Prime Minister.

Ｍａｒｋ／Ｓｐａｃｅは７月１８日、Ｍａｃ　ＯＳＸ用シンクロソフト、Ｍｉｓｓｉｎｇ　Ｓｙｎｃ　ｆｏｒ　Ｗｉｎｄｏｗｓ　Ｍｏｂｉｌｅのアップデート版をリリースした。 On Jul 18th Mark/Space released an updated version of Missing Sync for Windows Mobile for the Mac OS X. 

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people;  populace;  masses (民衆 / みんしゅう）

民衆はまるで羊のように独裁者の後に従った。 The people followed the dictator like so many sheep.

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her (彼女　/　かのじょ)

彼女のフェチが緊縛と支配でしょう。 I guess she's into bondage and domination.

同盟軍はバグダッドの検問所で彼女の車を襲撃した。 The coalition force fired at her car at the checkpoint in Bagdad.

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