Banananutloaf4life's Blog

Hello!  I'm Loaf, she/her, and this blog will be an amalgamation of mostly my reblogs, maybe some art, fanworks, and the odd snippet of my life. I'm also on AO3 and Discord.

[xhartbigx]

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

[mantisliberationfront]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[prismatic-bell]

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

[bbcwhereareyou]

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

[cipheramnesia]

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

[thememedaddy]

[nikoriis]

throwing up. rocky will have to remember grace for longer than he knew him. i hate tjis so much

[nikoriis]

now thinking about rocky's "it's not enough" in this context also

[the-haiku-bot]

now thinking about

rocky’s “it’s not enough” in

this context also

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

absolutely could not live with myself if i did not share this with all of you:

[important-cat-pics]

[thememedaddy]

[important-cat-pics]

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[idlelizard]

stupendously small stegosaurus

[balloonthehutt]

*an explosion happens*

Cody: Sir, I think that was your Padawan.

Obi-Wan: Oh, no. That was Ahsoka.

*much bigger explosion happens*

Obi-Wan: That was Anakin.

[okthatsgreat]

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

[okthatsgreat]

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

[okthatsgreat]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[skyporf]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[everythingisprincesspeachy]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[filez34]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[moonlit-dreamers]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[aninals]

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

[aninals]

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Posted on the noticeboard outside my uni lab.

[bagitandbinit]

[Image description: A sign pinned to a noticeboard, reading as follows:

Lab Rules

Rule #1: Never lick the spoon. Rule #2: Hot glass looks just like cold glass. Rule #3: If you don't know what you're doing, at least do it neatly. Rule #4: Hiccups and pipettes don't mix. Rule #5: Assume all unmarked beakers contain a highly toxic, fast acting poison. Rule #6: You can't detect an odorless gas by smell. Rule #7: If you don't know what a button does, do not push it. Next to each rule is a line drawing illustrating it. End description.]

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[typhlonectes]

[honourablejester]

Okay, this made me pause and literally write out every letter that 'fell' in order (‘oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue’), then make sure they were all contained in 'turntomushuponthergroun'.

They are, and it's very satisfying.