[rifa]

Important fact I learned somewhere that has been a serious life safer:

Your own saliva will remove a stain of your own blood.

I learned this in costuming as a tip for in case a male actor gets a bit of blood on his shirt from shaving and MY first thought was ‘what about menstruation blood tho’?

it totally works

if you are a uterus-owner please PLEASE remember this tip! You get a sudden stain on your pants? You got a spot on your fave white undies? You out in public with your friends and you spot and you can’t elegantly bail to change clothes cause you happen to be in fucking disneyland? (seriously it happened to me)

while the blood is still wet literally spit as much saliva as you can on the spot and work it into the fabric with your fingers then dab with toliet paper. This obviously works best with small spots but can lessen the darkness/colour on a larger spot if you do it right. Obvs your clothes will still need to be washed but its a LIFESAFER in tight situations!!! Pass this info along!!!

[sharks-inspace]

Reblogging to help a sister out.

[gaskartn-blog]

reblogging to help a sister and brother out

[erikaschnellert]

They warned me and I listened but  THEN I DIDN’T HAHAHAHAHAhaha

[foxspookandrew-deactivated20160]

So this happened when I tried to use my new shower last night

[heyheyanna-deactivated20210606]

why is this funny

[mordaret]

[momentarily-insane]

When you eating it right & she looks down 😂👏🏾

[acid-washed-thoughts]

My fav omg

[deebott]

I’m fucking wheezing

[cr00klynn]

STOP

[maya-no]

ALRIIGHT!

[cometcrystal]

excuse you

[furbearingbrick]

“this is an OUTRAGE!”

[africant]

[ahrned]

is that pitbull

[bcgold-deactivated20140915]

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

[kornakus]

[untexting]

Omg

[totallytubular]

i ran a bath n added bubbles n they ended up looking like a butt I accidentally made a bubble butt

[brinty]

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

[notinusesposts]

so i was looking through my old year books in my school and saw this

[thestrollingdead]

YOU WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS TOM FELTON AND YOU DIDN’T KNOW?

[nick-mess]

he was a hufflepuff

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[micdotcom]

The United States government is observing Endangered Species Day Friday in order to “recognize the national conservation effort to protect our nation’s endangered species and their habitats.” The observance shines a much-needed light on the tragedy of animal extinction.

All of the animals above — and more — are “critically endangered.”

[nasturbate]

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

[nasturbate]

yo ok what she said my bad

[yh5-deactivated20200324]

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

[sittingatthetypewriter-deactiva]

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

[blueivysedges]

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

[zulubunsen]

A MATURE ARGUMENT ON TUMBLR

I LIKE IT

[prettybxybastard]

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN

[tittled]

[netlfix]

does anyone else feel like school subjects have their own specific colour

[little-lost-head]

math is blue right

[beefucker6969-remade]

MATH IS RED

[happylittledanandphil]

MATH IS INFACT RED

[lamb-swool]

MATH IS BLUE Y'ALL ENGLISH IS RED

[shippersshippeople]

BUT MATH IS GREEN

[croatoanope]

Math is yellow!!!

[gakiteeth]

RED.

[existingally]

Math is red, english is blue, history is yellow

[sablebocci]

So I agree with the last one except history could also be green

[delphiniumblu]

Math or history, either one, blue, English is green, science is red, Spanish is yellow, I guess history can be purple but math is always blue, math at the front, history in the back, so they can both be blue if need be

[tannerk57]

Math is black, English is blue, History can be yellow, Science is green, Spanish is red, Economics is pink...

[cavebae]

[kittyit]

Conceal don’t feel

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

what fresh hell

[iamjayse-deactivated20160911]

this is the most unholy fucking thing i have ever seen oh my god