No alarms and no surprises, please

Ritual (2/7/2026) They/them, 20 May contain +18 media. Art blog: https://www.tumblr.com/tanuki-bby?source=share

[tanukibby]

I find it real funny how Qifrey is a scorpio (a water sign) considering he hates water...

[tanukibby]

I had to honestly

[tanukibby]

I made the husbands on my island ❤️

[tanukibby]

I finished reading Volume 7 of Witch Hat Atelier....

This is WHA's version of Madoka Magica episode 3 isn't it...

[tanukibby]

Over half way through book five of Witch Hat Atelier and UGHHHH!! I just want them to succeed and be happy!! Why does this shit have to happen!!

[tanukibby]

I bought it, I'm going to get educated

(The box art is so beautiful too)

[tanukibby]

My ass going through the Witch Hat Atelier tag and just unfocusing my eyes whenever I see spoilers.

I just want to see art of the family, not trauma, not yet... I want to pretend a little while longer...

[sleepy-bellflower]

First post in a hot minute. Me and Bestie @tanuki-bby

[merryweathart]

apprentices and teachers by day, daughters and fathers by night

[boxbusiness]

Happy Maid Day~

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[alexanderwales]

An idiot robin has built a nest on top of our garage door motor. The nest was constructed so the chain that drives the door is actually a part of the nest, and if we open or close the garage door, the whole thing is going to get torn apart. So I guess the garage door is staying open for as long as it takes for these eggs to hatch and these birds to leave the nest.

My wife has set up a camera to continuously monitor the situation.

Wife: Maybe we should set up some padding beneath where they'll fall out of the nest? Normally they fall onto grass, not concrete. Me: Seems like we're really coddling these birds. Wife: Well, yeah. Me: I just don't want you to get invested. Wife: Way, way too late for that. I'm all in.

So we're keeping the garage door open for a few weeks, I guess. Whenever I go to use the car, the robin flies away from the nest and watches me cautiously to see whether I'm going to kill her babies, and I can't help but find that a little bit rude of her.

[alexanderwales]

Pictured here, the robin hopping into her nest to settle in for some egg warming.

[alexanderwales]

Two of the three eggs have hatched, these are some ugly babies.

[alexanderwales]

Feeding the babies!

[alexanderwales]

All three are now hatched, here's more feeding time.

And here they are up close, in their resting state.

[alexanderwales]

Apparently there are four. Surprise bird! No idea why they're laying like this, I assume they're just derps or scared of me.

[alexanderwales]

Almost fully fledged, the nest is getting quite crowded. We've moved the cars out of the garage and set down some cushions from outdoor chairs to provide a landing pad for them. They'll be out of the nest within the next few days.

[alexanderwales]

Just one left in the nest, no idea when he's going to get out, but maybe today, and that will be the last of robinposting (hopefully). Definitely some very different styles of leaving the nest.

[alexanderwales]

Alright, that's the last of the robin babies out of the nest, which concludes the saga. I think I'll have just one more post where we press the button to close the garage door and see just how precariously positioned the nest actually was, but that will be later.

[whirlipedal]

does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?

[shootingstarrfish]

hello welcome to my game dev debut!!!! today i have obey me one master to rule them all, where YOU are the one master to rule them all!!!!! play now!!!!!!

i spent 5 hours of my life making this please look

[karijote]

[fixyourwritinghabits]

I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.

[fire-fira]

Here’s your reminder that the US doesn’t have an official language.

[blamebonk]

I made some stickers of some guys you might like! Theyre riggghhttt hereeee if you’d like to check it out!!

[tanukibby]

I've been trying to find the owner since i found it. Does anyone know the name of the artist perchance??

[tanukibby]

THANK YOU TO THE PERSON WHO TOLD ME! I HAVE MESSAGED THEM!!

[tanukibby]

The charm has been returned safe and sound!!