Fuck it.

I'm Jon, I'm 17, love is dead, and martial arts are my life. Some day I'll be the UFC champion 💪👑. Just a random amalgamation of things that im feeling with some martial arts thrown in there. Auf Wedersehen.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pussy-lemonade]

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

[femininechrist]

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

[jade-sutures]

They are called.. rage against the machine…

[heckadai]

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a good boy. (via meriah_j)

[strangeparker]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[colachampagnedad]

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

[emotiona1shorty]

LMAO

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[glasss-patron]

God this brings back trauma

[etchpea]

[ethiopienne]

COLLEGE

[mandopony]

GROWING UP

[reprimandtheirdaughters]

KILLING SPIDERS

[halfgay-halfdeaf]

FINALS

[allonsy221b]

PHONE CALLS

[goatatemynametag]

ADULT LIFE IN GENERAL

[sizvideos]

[blackichigo1-deactivated2015022]

LMAOOO HAHAHA

[wirts-mixtapes-deactivated20181]

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Extra Ordinary

[browsedankmemes]

[pomegristle]

In the new E3 footage Mario can possess objects and characters with his hat in the newest Mario game and now we’re wondering if Mario was the hat all along and who we thought was Mario is actually just a random guy who has just been possessed for years.

[aviculor]

Mario’s hat is like the Ice King’s crown

[maxknightley]

had a convo about this on twitter earlier, and note:

in super mario 64, mario takes double damage with no hat

in sunshine, mario’s health gradually drains with no hat

conclusion: mario is a lich and the hat is his phylactery. as he grows in power, his soul is embedded deeper and deeper within the hat, and so too does his grip on his long-dead physical body become more and more tenuous

[immaplatypus]

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

[immaplatypus]

i just want to have a normal night for once

[fuckstaffposts]

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon

[cuddlysuggestion-blog]

All I can think about lately is how much I want to kiss you.

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]

[thegoodvybe]