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( You know I thought personals rebloging my starter calls en masse was the worst thing that could happen but I think pornbots liking my startercalls is. about 10 times worse )

#kill me raggy #nsfw text//#ALL I TAGGED IT WAS STARTER CALL AND POKEVERSE ONLY W #W HAT THE FUCK WHY AND HOW ARE PORN BLOGS FINDING AND LIKING THEM

( Like and/or Reblog for a starter! )

#starter call #pokeverse only

( mods asleep post blurry leles. )

#hey for everyone whos in different time zone/see's this in the morning #you might think i live in Australia or europe or somthin #and it's early morning that i posted this #no #i live in the west coast and its 2am #ooc

memesgaloor

Send my character weird anons.

Creepy anons, generally weird ones, you name it!

#ask meme

sidestuiff

Modern fairy tale based starters!

“You dropped your shoe, here let me put it on for you.”

“If you don’t wake up on your own, I’ll kiss you awake.”

“Your hair is so damned long. You should really cut it.”

“I almost choked to death on an apple once.”

“I don’t like your boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other, he’s/she’s/they’re such a beast.”

“You’re so beastly! Ugh!”

“Beauty sleep’s only gonna do you so much good if you’re never awake.”

“Rise and shine sleeping beauty!”

“Be careful, there are a lot of wolves out there who’ll want to eat you.”

“You look like a wolf out on the hunt for someone to eat.”

“Okay, I know this is crazy, but I have to find the person this glass iphone case belongs to.”

“If I kiss you right now, I know everything will work out.”

“True love doesn’t exist.”

“Look, I got stuffed into this dress/suit by my gay best friend and dragged to this stupid party, I don’t even want to be here.”

“Can I braid your hair, I really want to braid your hair it’s so looooong.”

“Wow, you must be a mermaid or something, I’ve never seen anyone swim like that before!”

“What’s the matter, why can’t you talk?”

“Your singing could bewitch just about anyone.”

“My girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other became seafoam, it’s pretty depressing.”

“I’ll grant you three wishes. Anything you could ever want.”

“Wishes don’t come free; what will you give me in return?”

“It’s cheesy, but I believe in love at first sight.”

#I wanna be more active on this blog so if you could send one of these it would mean a lot!!#ask meme

“ Alola everyone! Sorry for being gone for so long! I had a really good reason for it though!

After fighting all those beast and barely coming on top, I realized that if I wanna be TREATED like a guardian deity, then I should have to be ABLE to guard against these menaces better!