"The only one who can't..."

"The master has failed more times than the novice has tried." An independent && private roleplay/ask blog for Korosensei and an SI, based on Assassination Classroom. Follows from fate-called.

[target-on]

"The master has failed more times than the novice has tried."

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Assassins

But growing there instead, was tentacles all along!

Grounds Map

[Carrd || Promo Post || Call for Assassins || Opens || GFX Credits]

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Basic Rules && Info

This blog is private. Unless we are mutuals and I've given the green light, I'm not going to interact with you. This is because I feel on-edge trying to portray Korosensei again, so...I'm sticking close to the retreat button.

I am not going to censor myself,...and Korosensei, as a character (let alone this series as a whole) is a hint of (okay, a big) a lecherous individual. He can- and will- be a bit of a menace and bring up 18+ topics from time to time.

If you are under eighteen/your blog has no listed age (or at least a birth year), you will be blocked if you attempt to interact. I'm not dealing with that shit. Just because the students are under eighteen doesn't mean I'm okay discussing adult topics with actual minors. Leave, kiddos.

For now, this blog's timeline is very up in-the-air. Please refrain from referencing specific incidents in the series, if you can. I will also not engage with anyone who attempts to claim their muse is from the same timeline/world as mine, unless it has been discussed OOC beforehand. Yes, this includes even muses of Korosensei's students. This is because my timeline is markedly canon divergent, and everything takes place in a soulmate AU. There is one additional faculty member (Aster Harbor, an assistant teacher) on top of the whole 'AU world' business. Don't like it, don't interact.

I will never accept unplanned/unplotted combat-based asks or threads. Please, always be sure to contact me OOC before trying to have a muse v. muse confrontation. I've had some bad experiences in the past, so I am very hesitant about entering combat without it being plotted OOC.

Please be careful about the topic of perma-death/the afterlife, with me. Unless we discussed it OOC (or I have ample warning), I will avoid the topic in threads.- This is because that concept is the main trigger for my panic attacks.

Methods of Communication

"text" - Speaking, presumed Japanese. "text" - Speaking, presumed English (unless otherwise specified). 'text' - Character's thoughts. [text] - Digital communication, such as phones, intercoms, E-Mails, etc., etc. {text} - Sign, presumed JSL. {text} - Sign, presumed ASL (unless otherwise specified).

Roster

Muses/Teachers:

Korosensei - Homeroom Teacher

Aster Harbor - Assistant Teacher // Jack-of-all-Trades

Extras

Another case of 'I don't expect this blog to get much attention/go literally anywhere'. Korosensei's energy kind of dips in and out for me every few years, so this blog's activity will be sporadic at best. There's a chance I may even delete it, in time. As such- interact at your own risk.

[Writings || Story Timeline]

[shatteredlikeglass]

"Some say nuclear war would be the end. For us, it was just the beginning."

Fandomless | Independent | Multi-Muse Semi-Selective | OC & Fandoms Welcome Side-blog | 18+ | Penned by Dusk (30+)

Set in a post-apocalyptic world. After the world's major countries launched nuclear missiles to every major continent, the residents of the planet thought it would be the end. Instead, the explosions broke the barrier between their world and that beyond.

Some called it the veil. Some called it the astral plane. Some still think it's some hallucination from kicking the bucket.

If only they were so lucky.

Rules & About

Rules & About Google Site by Noahresources

NON-RP Blogs: Please don't reblog In Character (IC) interactions

[minimalistquotes]

No one talks about the personality shift as you get older. Where you no longer want to be impressive, you want to be rested. You want to be regulated and completely unavailable to anything that drains you.

[vexheart]

You didn’t fall apart… you were evolving 🌙

[vexheart]

The fine line between wanting to say so much and knowing that it's better to say nothing.

[targetedknowledge]

[motojane]

[meowsfeed]

Source: lilochipie

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[my-dailydreams]

[thoughtkick]

“To have someone understand your mind is a different kind of intimacy.”

— Unknown

[barbie--art]

Have all the Koro-Sensei drawings that I didn't post here!

[bberry005]

love post canon assassination classroom because these kids spent a school year becoming quite possibly the smartest, most elite spec ops soldiers in the entire country and they all have a unique and intense desire for bloodlust and now they're just running around japan. imagine you just walk into work one day bitching about your annoying landlord and your co-worker offers to kill them for you as the first solution and it's all vaguely uncomfortable because you can't tell if they're joking or not. and then when you shoot that down they present another fucked up, convuluted plan on how to make the landlord not bother you and now you're a little scared of the random person in the office next to yours. sometimes this same coworker says "i know a guy" and you're unsure if it's known politician akabane karma or the head of the department of defense karasuma tadaomi or olympic baseball player sugino tomohito or famous actress kayano kaede or the guy who runs the killer ramen shop down the street or your deliquent nephew's teacher. because that's what interacting with one of the 3-E kids in adulthood would be like

[anime-as-textposts]

[riverwindphotography]

Icicle Falls at dusk, Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming

(c) gif by riverwindphotography, May 2026

[anime-as-textposts]

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.