[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[saintvitus]

noted gender theorist fred durst makes reference to the concept of non-binary gender in limp bizkit’s opus “rollin’ (air raid vehicle)”, which along with the “ladies” and “fellas” refers to “the people who don’t give a fuck”

[viralfrog]

[su-rodriguez]

pantalone studies

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[tutminok]

I couldn't help myself...

[moonlight-shadxw]

` Was the content

Of the vial not enough

For you, Regrator ?

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[killerqueenmp3]

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[bakwaaas]

the internet has made people feel like their personal opinion on every topic is valuable and important and holds equal weight to everyone else’s but the truth is some spaces aren’t for you and some things you just can’t relate to or understand and that’s okay. learn when to stay quiet instead of inserting yourself into conversations that are actually nothing to do with you