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Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭

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i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

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/water

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Bistro Huddy textposts part 2/?

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Choose your fighter looking ahhh

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art by Curtis Lanaghan

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I have a really bad migraine but I needed this out of my system omfg she loves her daughter guys!!

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Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

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SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF PERVERT WORLD. ANYONE

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just in case you need a reminder 💘

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 68

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A)

Vox / Vincent Whittman (Hazbin Hotel)

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[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

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compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

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How it feels to be

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[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

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[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop