stole human computer, I am very normal. Please do send asks!! I

I am a sciantist from a ant mountain who has made it onto tumblr.

[tartarsaucse]

Hello Sugar beasts!!!!!!

I am the CEO and owner of the Ant Mountain Reaserch Institute!!! I have recently gotten my hands on one of your communication devices!!!!!!! I have studied your species for a while on this so now you can ask me very important questions!!!!!!!

If you call for someone ill have them answer the best I can-

OOC:

(You can ask TAR from any given time in his life if you clarify it in your message. You can also ask Antony questions (and there is a secret third charicter that you can ask questions)

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[tartarsaucse]

skill issue

[tartarsaucse]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[tartarsaucse]

Please…..

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This just in: all evil scientist characters are officially pro choice I don’t make the rules

[villain-offical]

Evil scientist here! I support this statement

[crazy-scientist-offical]

carzy Evil scientist here, i wholeheartedly support this!

[tartarsaucse]

Swear I’m not evil, I do agree tho.

[motherblackcap]

flags for when ur aro and also a biohazard

(inspired by this [link])

[greenlabcoat]

your lab coat is probably some boring color like white. zero swag. youre nothing

[tartarsaucse]

Fuck you

[ratcoffin69]

[tartarsaucse]

How it feels sometimes

[shanestyreshop]

basically the “why stupid, question?” Scene

[shadexether]

I was gonna make a bunch of these but you know what I'm tired so this is all I'm making tonight.

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[tartarsaucse]

Foolish sugar beasts

[beemovieerotica]

[thememedaddy]

[tartarsaucse]

oh boy

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[notmusa]

holy shit this was made the year i was born

[kunaigirl]

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!