once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

#extradirty
todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast

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almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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@tassri
once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies
dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind
I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa
(letterboxd user reviewing Portal) it's "god forbid women do anything" vibes
(steam user reviewing Kill Bill) Let me make you an analogy. Kill Bill is kind of like cheese. Why? Becausue its good. You like cheese right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese. Watch this movie. 👍
(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout
You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.
#californicationfetish
and& say what thou wilt regarding my finances but see that my card of compassion never declines.